Argh. I've had THE worst night 
It was horrible from the second I stepped out my front door.
At about 3:30pm, we all left the house to attend the street party... The DJ shouted on the mic "look everyone! Here comes fatty!!" and everyone laughed... So immediately I was embarassed. So I quietly said to my Mum "I just want to sit down" because I wanted to just sit in the corner and avoid being the butt of jokes, so I sat down and heard "nooo! Oh Danielle! You've just sat on my salad" 
WHY put food on a fucking chair?! Put it on the TABLE!!!! 
So I went home, sent a moaning text to lea m (changed my trousers) and went back out. When I got outside, everyone asked how I am feeling being overdue. I said I was relieved and felt like pressure had been lifted, and they kept saying "Yeah yeah! You must be gutted! Don't try & cover it up babe, most of us Mums here have been overdue" and they just would NOT get it that I am OK and feeling alright about it!
Hmmm, THEN, my neighbour asked me to keep an eye on her daughter who wanted me to play on the bouncy castle... So I said I'd just bounce lightly near the edge and 2 pissed neighbours came and properly JUMPED next to me sending me flying!! I was really upset because everyone saw me fall over (it was a proper fall, into the corner of 2 of the walls), and as I struggled to get up, the DJ started laughing and telling everyone to watch "the pregnant lady try to get up" saying I looked like a beetle that was on it's back
I was so upset. Luckily, his wife had a go at him for being so inconsiderate & a few came to help me up. I came home after that, I was the butt of jokes all night.
One funny thing that happened though -
There were 2 young lads, 3 & 4... One said "why is your belly big?" and I laughed and said I'd eaten too much, then quickly said "not really, there is a baby in there" and he said "can you open your mouth please so I can see your baby?" 
Then he tapped his mum's leg and said "she's got a big fat baby in there Mummy" lol
It was horrible from the second I stepped out my front door. At about 3:30pm, we all left the house to attend the street party... The DJ shouted on the mic "look everyone! Here comes fatty!!" and everyone laughed... So immediately I was embarassed. So I quietly said to my Mum "I just want to sit down" because I wanted to just sit in the corner and avoid being the butt of jokes, so I sat down and heard "nooo! Oh Danielle! You've just sat on my salad" WHY put food on a fucking chair?! Put it on the TABLE!!!! So I went home, sent a moaning text to lea m (changed my trousers) and went back out. When I got outside, everyone asked how I am feeling being overdue. I said I was relieved and felt like pressure had been lifted, and they kept saying "Yeah yeah! You must be gutted! Don't try & cover it up babe, most of us Mums here have been overdue" and they just would NOT get it that I am OK and feeling alright about it!
Hmmm, THEN, my neighbour asked me to keep an eye on her daughter who wanted me to play on the bouncy castle... So I said I'd just bounce lightly near the edge and 2 pissed neighbours came and properly JUMPED next to me sending me flying!! I was really upset because everyone saw me fall over (it was a proper fall, into the corner of 2 of the walls), and as I struggled to get up, the DJ started laughing and telling everyone to watch "the pregnant lady try to get up" saying I looked like a beetle that was on it's back
I was so upset. Luckily, his wife had a go at him for being so inconsiderate & a few came to help me up. I came home after that, I was the butt of jokes all night.One funny thing that happened though -
There were 2 young lads, 3 & 4... One said "why is your belly big?" and I laughed and said I'd eaten too much, then quickly said "not really, there is a baby in there" and he said "can you open your mouth please so I can see your baby?" Then he tapped his mum's leg and said "she's got a big fat baby in there Mummy" lol 
Evil DJ how rude!!
