Silly things to do before we give birth :)

[Steelgoddess]

Join in!!

Don't you remember what lazy bums we are in 3rd tri on maternity leave with nothing to do but torment people?! That's the aim of the game xx

I luv tormenin you get me? I might rob some grannies 2nyte, u git me rude gal Danni?

 

[fran_23]

when you phone the takeaway for your prank you have to talk in hoodie language-
"yeh like whas that peking duck ting? ya get me?"

you lot are funny! i like the boxers idea...my ex left some boxers here i might do that for a laugh!
i'm not about to give birth but hey i get bored when Haydens napping!!

 

[Steelgoddess]

when you phone the takeaway for your prank you have to talk in hoodie language-
"yeh like whas that peking duck ting? ya get me?"

LMFAO!!!!

Theres actually kids up the road from here who talk like that it's very tempting to join in!!

 

[dannii87]

Hells yeah sista Sharne 8) I gots me sum well wicked baseball bats innit *brrrraaaaap!*

Sa, tomorras plan is like dis babe: I is gonna knock on next doors 'ouse tomorra and hide in dere bush innit, den I'm gonna hang 'bout waitin' for da postman and he'll shiz himself wiv my bark coz it's off da chain maaan! My bark is proppa fierce innit. 8) Den I'll meet ya at dat takeaway ins town, u runs in like u 'bout to pop a baby innit and den I can run in afta u screamin' da place daaan & den go froo da menu like checkin' out whats we wanna eat innit & den tell 'em we aints f*ckin 'ungry babes yeah?

xx

 

[fran_23]

er your a bit too good at that Dannii ya get me?

 

[dannii87]

er your a bit too good at that Dannii ya get me?

lol I do pride myself on my literature skills!

When you live in Sandy with Bedford round the corner, you kind of need to know these terms you see... In fact, I swear I heard they were bringing "Chav Language & Literature" into Sandy Upper School next year!! xx

 

[aramintalovegrove]

Tee hee this is funny.

walk up to chav kids and pull the tags off their caps and clothes saying 'ooh dear silly you forgetting to take the tags off! someone will know how much this cost'

When teenies have combs left in the back of their hair take it out and start brusing it for them

If someone on the bus plays music on their phone loudly start singing along to it with the wrong lyrics.

Pull down the trousers on boys that keep them tightly done up but hanging just below their arseholes

walk round the pound shop asking people how much items are

when someone asks how long you have left smile and say as loudly as possible Clearly longer than you Fatty!

 

[dannii87]

When teenies have combs left in the back of their hair take it out and start brusing it for them

If someone on the bus plays music on their phone loudly start singing along to it with the wrong lyrics.

Pull down the trousers on boys that keep them tightly done up but hanging just below their arseholes

when someone asks how long you have left smile and say as loudly as possible Clearly longer than you Fatty!

These are great!! xx

 

[Steelgoddess]

She's gud she as skilzz init?? BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP!!!! U git me dough

Me is hopin u will pop dough soon ya git me blood? corrs i know you carnt wait to be a baby mamma.

And if dem middys don do nuffink i migh av to com down ur ends n spark dem up blood!!!!!!!!


Hmmm I might dress as a hoodie when i go to the hozzie in labour

 

[Steelgoddess]

when someone asks how long you have left smile and say as loudly as possible Clearly longer than you Fatty!

I think i just gave birth!!!

God could u imagine if someone really did read this thread and they went into labour

 

[aramintalovegrove]

Hmmm I might dress as a hoodie when i go to the hozzie in labour

Go laden with large heavy chains and REFUSE to take off da Bling.

Dont listen to the MW's unless they speak in the street lingo- you get me?

 

[dannii87]

Hmmm I might dress as a hoodie when i go to the hozzie in labour

LOL

I'd fit right in at my hospital if I wore that!

I was invited to a chav fancy dress party which is at the end of August and I was gutted I can't go! I think being pregnant would have really made the outfit lol! xx

 

[Steelgoddess]

Hmmm I might dress as a hoodie when i go to the hozzie in labour

LOL

I'd fit right in at my hospital if I wore that!

I was invited to a chav fancy dress party which is at the end of August and I was gutted I can't go! I think being pregnant would have really made the outfit lol! xx

nooooo gooo!!!!

You could go as Vicki pollard!!!

Yeah but no but...

 

[Steelgoddess]

Yeah check us out!!!!

 

[dannii87]

Hahahahahah!!! PMSL!! xx

 

[fran_23]

 

[dannii87]

LOL!! I want your outfit!! x

 

[fran_23]

thats Shaniqua- i dressed as her for halloween i thought that might help some babies pop out sooner

ps look at my fingers i did bad fake tan and fake spots..but couldn't get that fake tan off for days
i worked for the police at the time aswell!!!

 

[Moomum]

Oh Sharne - completely off topic, but I can't believe you are nearly 37 weeks already

Awww - I'm so pleased for you. Good luck babe

Oh - and treat yourself to that takeaway - you deserve it

 

[Steelgoddess]

Oh Sharne - completely off topic, but I can't believe you are nearly 37 weeks already

Awww - I'm so pleased for you. Good luck babe

Oh - and treat yourself to that takeaway - you deserve it

Thanks honey!!!!