Secrect Confessions of the BFP brigade

[Mama 2 Be]

This is the thread for all those embarrassing confessions only the BFP would understand.

Hi girls, I have sinned.

On my way home from work last night I gave into those burger cravings, drove to McD's and bought a cheeseburger . . . and a quarter pounder with cheese! I can't even begin to tell you how fantastic it was - I don't even regret it!

When I got in hubby had finally managed to find the kitchen and decided to cook me dinner which he served the minute I walked through the door. I had to eat my dinner too so I didn't put him off cooking for me again (you know what they are like !) I couldn't move, I felt like a cow and wanted to be sick but couldn't confess!

Don't get me wrong if I had the choice I'd do it all again!

What have you got up to but haven't had the balls to tell anyone???? Don't pretend you're all
x

 

[Serendipity_]

Other day, was feeling very sick all day. But bought myself a Subway cos could smell it.... Mmmmmmmm! And then when got home, OH was like, whats for tea?? I went I'm not cooking, feel too ill to cook and eat

 

[Mama 2 Be]

Ummmm Subway - might do that one on the way home tonight!

 

[Serendipity_]

Ummmm Subway - might do that one on the way home tonight!

I went for a meal last night with OH. Been feeling pretty bad all day and hadn't eaten much. Its a Harvester so you get salad before and bread if you so wish, and then main meal. Well I scoffed my little pasta starter bowl and two pieces of bread thinking, feel better now, am all starving! Well when my main meal came, I almost puked over it

 

[HollyHobby]

i dont have any therefore i am a

 

[HannahD]

Last night I made myself a huge bowl of spag bol (made with quorn as can't have rare beef ) and did myself a salad to be healthy...ate the lot and then spent the next 30mins desperately trying not to it all back up again!!!
I think I need to eat little and often instead of stuffing myself stupid

 

[Tasha20]

Nothing really apart from being vile most fo the time to OH, but he will get over it

I am eating crap though, I want fish and chips tonight

 

[Tasha20]

Last night I made myself a huge bowl of spag bol (made with quorn as can't have rare beef ) and did myself a salad to be healthy...ate the lot and then spent the next 30mins desperately trying not to it all back up again!!!
I think I need to eat little and often instead of stuffing myself stupid

I did that last night scoffed my dinner and prayed it wouldnt come back up

Oh and btw, you can have spag bowl with mice as long as its thoroughly cooked

 

[HollyHobby]

Tasha in your sig it says conceived with Dong... am i being stupid or didnt we all

 

[Serendipity_]

Oh and btw, you can have spag bowl with mice as long as its thoroughly cooked

Weird cravings or what

 

[Tasha20]

ah ha ha ha I nearly wet myself

Its Dong quai my dear just for the record

 

[Tasha20]

Oh god, you know I meant mince!

pg brain I tell yer!

 

[Snuggle]

I chose to throw up over the dishes in the sink rather than the floor as I couldnt be bothered to mop floor I also just got back from Asda where I bought 2 huge tubs of ice cream...rocky road and cookies and cream, a chicken tikka for tea tonight and have already had a Burger King today

 

[Serendipity_]

Oh god, you know I meant mince!

pg brain I tell yer!

Yeh yeh, freak

 

[Tasha20]

well maybe its worth a try, mice

 

[HannahD]

oh my god, i nearly wet myself when I read that...I thought what's she on about mice?!!! hahaha!
fantastic!

 

[HollyHobby]

http://www.rense.com/general27/ram.htm

some recipes for rats and mice when youre on hard times

 

[HannahD]

http://www.rense.com/general27/ram.htm

some recipes for rats and mice when youre on hard times

Ah...so that's where i've been going wrong...I didn't realise you had to pre-soak them for a few hours beforehand!!!

 

[Mama 2 Be]

I dare you to go into Sainsbury's and ask with a very serious face for:

6 mice parboiled, stripped, boned, chopped, seasoned.

 

[Tasha20]

har har bloody har

I still cant believe I put that