Random thoughts

[Squiglet]

Why is it that whenever you cut yourself, the smaller the cut, the more it hurts? Also, why do shaving cuts bleed about 5 x more than usual cuts - and you know what places I'm talking about - backs of knees, ankles and knees, particularly below the knee cap! As you can tell, I've just cut myself shaving!

OOoo OOoo my mum explained this to me when I was kid.. It's because your nerves for your skin are in the first few layers of it... So when there is a shallow cut, there are more nerves exposed and damaged which is why it hurts more... Deeper cuts sever the nerves in the skin which is why they hurt less...

As for the whole DNA thing and jeremy kyle... read this...:

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=412

 

[Tangerinedream]

can pet goldfish have babies? Ive had quite a few goldfish over the years and Ive never seen any eggs. Do theu just eat them or something?

 

[Kylie1007]

The goldfish in my pond have had babies this year although we never saw any eggs, suddenly a little shoal of black fish about 2cm long appeared!

 

[Squiglet]

Do goldfish sleep?

How do birds have sex?

And why do cats insist on drinking dirty polluted water, when you put fresh water down for them everyday?

 

[Kylie1007]

Haven't you seen birds "at it"?!!! Ducks do it all the time - just like you'd see dogs doing it! lol!

 

[Squiglet]

Haven't you seen birds "at it"?!!! Ducks do it all the time - just like you'd see dogs doing it! lol!

I'm going to get laughed at... but er... no I've seen dogs do it though... I just wonder how they get through all those tail feathers.

 

[Kylie1007]

http://www.photobirder.com/Bird_Photos/ ... mating.jpg
Here you are Squig!

 

[Squiglet]

OMG bird porn..

Still can't work out how his todger gets through all those feathers, must be like a mile long...

 

[Kylie1007]

maybe he can curl his bottom half round or something.

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

I read an article once about an old couple who had been married and had a very active sex life for 50 years - the guy needed a transplant of some kind (forget which) and his wife was a perfect match - because they had shared so much bodily fluids over the years they had become almost identical in that way I think thats lovely


As for the wave, yeah id join in - I wouldnt start one but I would join in lol

My random thought for the day - what cunning plan will I use next to try and trap the sock elf who steals all my odd socks?

 

[kazlin]

what cunning plan will I use next to try and trap the sock elf who steals all my odd socks?

Hide in the corner of the room at night, lights off, with a fishing net me dear. Works for me everytime

 

[skairdykat]

Why do words start to sound silly when you repeat them over and over?

 

[budge]

How do birds have sex?

:

i can only offer you budgie sex. im sorry.

http://www.geocities.com/thoronton/ekeets5.html

 

[jools221181]

How do birds have sex?

:

i can only offer you budgie sex. im sorry.

http://www.geocities.com/thoronton/ekeets5.html

When I was little my dad used to tell me our budgies were giving eachother piggyback rides!

 

[Tangerinedream]

And why do cats insist on drinking dirty polluted water, when you put fresh water down for them everyday?

Yes, I ask that about my cat too

 

[Squiglet]

My random thought for the day - what cunning plan will I use next to try and trap the sock elf who steals all my odd socks?

Oh no... it's not a sock elf... is a monster that lives in the washing machine that only eats one sock at a time and occasionally has a chew on a favorite item of clothing... because those socks go into that washing machine in pairs... they just don't come out that way ... If you don't feed him enough socks, your washing machine breaks down (also keeps kids heads and fingers from inside the washing machine. )

Lol... budgie sex budge... that's just not right..

 

[budge]

My random thought for the day - what cunning plan will I use next to try and trap the sock elf who steals all my odd socks?

Oh no... it's not a sock elf... is a monster that lives in the washing machine that only eats one sock at a time and occasionally has a chew on a favorite item of clothing... because those socks go into that washing machine in pairs... they just don't come out that way ... If you don't feed him enough socks, your washing machine breaks down (also keeps kids heads and fingers from inside the washing machine. )

Lol... budgie sex budge... that's just not right..

my budgies shag the perch. its so funny at the end when they just fall off

 

[Squiglet]

 

[kazlin]

Below is a photo I captured last week of the 'sock elf' a very rude little being!

 

[budge]

Below is a photo I captured last week of the 'sock elf' a very rude little being!