Pick-up lines?

[Ebony_Mommy]

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.

8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

11. Your parents must be ******ed, because you are special.

12. Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside?

13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

 

They are gross

 

[Strangeness]

My god if a bloke ever said any of those to me I would laugh in his face

Some bloke came up to my sister and said Your eyes are like spanners everytime you look at me my nuts tighten. I was like hmmm k then!

 

[Ebony_Mommy]

that was purely for 'entertainment' purposes... i didnt think ppl would do that in real life

 

[mum2A&L]

I've lost my teddy - can i cuddle you tonight.


hehe

 

[maybebaby]

I've heard:

That's a nice skirt - it'd look great on my bedroom floor

Here's 10p. Call your mum & tell her you won't be home tonight

My mum said if I'm not in bed by 10 I have to go home

and my favourite...

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your Bedrock!

 

[mum2A&L]

Are there men in this world that think these work!!!!

 

[Strangeness]

Men do actually say things like this to women

 

[Minxy]

Did you hear about the heavy polar bear?

Ah well, it broke the ice......

I let that boy buy me a drink!

 

[mum2A&L]

I would have as well! - out of pitty

 

[budge]

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?


good heavens!

 

[rusks]

they are great!!

My oh said to me genuinely "Do you come here often?" it made me laugh as he didn't realise how corny it sounded!!