Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
Yknow, looking at her, youd never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!
Gosh, youre lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
Do you think the baby will come before the Football starts?
I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing football.
That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
You dont need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode of Casualty.
Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
Stop your swearing and just breathe.
Remember what we learned in the antenatal class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. Youre not using the right words.
Your stomach still looks like theres another one in there.
You dont have the guts to pull that trigger.
Yknow, looking at her, youd never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!
Gosh, youre lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
Do you think the baby will come before the Football starts?
I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing football.
That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
You dont need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode of Casualty.
Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
Stop your swearing and just breathe.
Remember what we learned in the antenatal class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. Youre not using the right words.
Your stomach still looks like theres another one in there.
You dont have the guts to pull that trigger.
I especially liked the kids on the phone, whats for dinner one!!
