My nana in law is a legend.

[MrsDraven]

Some of the stuff she comes out with is the best thing EVER!!!
My fiance went for a drink with her last night and apparently she demanded to know when we were going to give her great grandchildren because she's getting old. That wasn't the funny part though. Best thing being she finished this rant off with, "I want some great grandkids, so hurry up and get laid!!!!!" ... I laughed so hard when he told me this. She rules!

 

[LuW]

LMAOOO! I still remember OH's nana asking us why we'd booked a hotel instead of staying at his mums, OH said well we've a telly at the hotel and a bar and crap like that which she said ... well why do you need a tv....
he said (obviously) to watch it....
She just looked from him to me then back and said... but why do you need a tv

God I was crying laughing so hard still can't ever speak to her on the phone without laughing!

 

[MrsDraven]

LOL! Aaah nana's everyone thinks they're so innocent... Yeah right!

 

[Princess81]

Classic
Nans are so funny

 

[LuW]

LMAO I know right!

 

[Geminiblue]

my nan, shes not with us now, but I was visiting my mums once and she as there and she started saying about this article shed been reading...I couldnt quite get to grips with what she was on about, its fair to say I was half listening and she declared "the clap dear, syphilis, gonorrhea! you cant be too careful now days...wont let a man get his slippers under my bed thats for sure" honest to god I couldnt move ha ha she started laughing too...classic. She was 80 ha ha. My nan was a landlady of pubs in her time in Londons East End and knew some characters....fair to say nobody got one over on her

 

[LuW]

hahah! what a ledgend!!! xxx

 

[Geminiblue]

Im still laughing reading this, she was a classic bless her

 

[MrsDraven]

my nan, shes not with us now, but I was visiting my mums once and she as there and she started saying about this article shed been reading...I couldnt quite get to grips with what she was on about, its fair to say I was half listening and she declared "the clap dear, syphilis, gonorrhea! you cant be too careful now days...wont let a man get his slippers under my bed thats for sure" honest to god I couldnt move ha ha she started laughing too...classic. She was 80 ha ha. My nan was a landlady of pubs in her time in Londons East End and knew some characters....fair to say nobody got one over on her

Bahaha that's awesome!
My nan is in her 80s and she's another one coming out with some epic crackers. When she first met my OH she was polite and sweet, til he left for the bathroom and she began informing me I'm not to marry him because he's too attractive and looks like he preferred the 'older woman'. Only one small of the many things she's come out with. She's angry at her cleaner for being gay. Not because she's homophobic she's just p**sed because she wants to get him in the sack. Bless, she's such a pervert.

 

[Bellarina]

lol grandparents come out with the funniest things...what makes it funnier tho is that they dont realise theyr funny....i remember my nan once telling me she had had a dream about a bloke she knew and said "in my dream his old boy was hard as a brick"...i didnt know whether to pick my jaw up off the floor or LMAO...my gramp was sat there listening to all this mind!! lol

when me and DH got married a few months ago, his grandpa said to me (in the receiving line in front of everyone).."so when are you going to carry on the family name then and give me a great grandson, ur the only ones left to carry my name on" i laughed thinking he was joking to which he looked at me dead seriously..and i said ud better have a word with ur grandson about it....I got back from honeymoon to find he had bought me a keyring...on one side was the family name...and on the other side was "think of the children"....talk about pressure eh!! lol

 

[MrsDraven]

lol ouch

 

[Geminiblue]

heres another....my nan once met one of my men and said "oh dear god what are you thinking??? Havent you looked at his shoes?? A man in plastic shoes cant be trusted" ha ha he he was wearing Italian leather but thats not the point. We were wettign outselves laughing..I never did stay with him coz I couldnt help looking at his dodgy shoes, Italian or not! ha ha