my mil....

[sazzylou]

This works a treat..

Anytime someone touches your bump just gasp a little, say ouch...oooo....like you're in pain - dont forget to pull dodgy faces and grimace. Whoever is doing the touching will be far far too scared to touch you again Evil but works

xx

I dont care iof its evil, my MIL needs to LEARN!! Im gonna try it

 

[GBLiz]

or you could just wee on her foot and pretend she pushed bubby into your bladder - that should stop her!

luckily my MIL hasnt taken to fondling my belly too much but i know what you mean about it being HER grandaughter rather than YOUR baby

 

[Bloom]

This thread has made me laugh theres some great ideas there to try.

 

[-Kelly-]

This works a treat..

Anytime someone touches your bump just gasp a little, say ouch...oooo....like you're in pain - dont forget to pull dodgy faces and grimace. Whoever is doing the touching will be far far too scared to touch you again Evil but works

xx

My auntie recommended that, double over as if you're in pain and scream "oh my god, what the hell have you done to my baby?!" - should scare them off

My OH's mum and dad were the same, they live in Scotland so didn't see me very often when I was pregnant. But when they did see me, they went straight for the bump without even saying hi to me - it was like 'let's see then, unzip your fleece' followed by a good rub and it drove me mad!

 

[debecca]

That sucks

But seriously, I SO know what you mean. There's a bloke in my village who has a good feel and a prod around every time he sees me. My OH and I hate it but don't know what to say without offending him

 

[sazzylou]

That sucks

But seriously, I SO know what you mean. There's a bloke in my village who has a good feel and a prod around every time he sees me. My OH and I hate it but don't know what to say without offending him

exactly I dont want to offend her, but im a bit worried that next time she does it i'll snap and give her a slap or something I over react to things at the moment and cant control myself, haha....