My cat is trying to kill me!

Ooh Anna we have a moggy and two part Persians too :cheer:

Ours don't wee everywhere though :rotfl:
 
If your cat is all over you i have two methods with one of ours

1) Pick her up and dance around the living room whilst singling badly out of tune

2) Pick her up in a baby posistion, cuddle her and coochey-coo her.

She leaves really soon afterwards.

Honestly she has no sense of humour.

Sandi
 
Sandi :rotfl:

I see you employ my husband's method of tormenting our eldest cat...
 
she keeps cuddling up to me, it's not like i chanse her around the house to do this.

What's the most fun is when she growls you bounce her up and down and that causes the growl to come out in a distorted way.

Sandi
 
:rotfl: :rotfl:
My cats don't have a sense of humour...mind they are called, Britney, Kylie and Wayne! :lol:
 
AnnaR2B said:
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My cats don't have a sense of humour...mind they are called, Britney, Kylie and Wayne! :lol:


:rotfl: :rotfl: lmao @ wayne!!

I cant talk though. Before i moved out of my mums i named her new kitten 'Barry' :D

My cats are called Squirtle (its a pokemon thing) but mostly call her Squirt, Wicket (OH loves star wars, its the name of an ewok :oops: ) and lastly we have Evil....she attacks the others, and the name just kind of stuck :rotfl: :lol:
 
thought id pot this pic of Evil, shes looking all seductive, hahaha :lol:


 
Wayne is lush..and it was so cute when he was a kitten! When i got the other two, they were supposed to be boys too and they were going to be Martin & Ian! I just love giving animals really human names! :rotfl:
I had a hamster called Colin and another kitten (who sadly died) called Dave! :lol:
 
Anna, I dread to think what your baby's going to end up named... perhaps "Fido", "Sooty" or "Cat" :rotfl:
 
Wayne. Britnney and Kylie?!?!?!?!

Says the mother of Munchkin, Rover, Bea and Jay

AKA Saggy Guts, Fluffy Bum, Pyshco and Princess (same order).

Sandi
 
Sandi, you make me laugh!!! :rotfl:

We have Annie, Patch and Taz commonly known as:

* Grey Slug, Grey Lump or Afinold.
* Prime, WeeBum or Thickie.
* Potsworth.

Again, in same order.

I love cats :twisted:
 
Dbecca,

i can get why you have some of the first nicknames (though i don't want to know the circumstances of weebum), but Potsworth???

Sandi
 
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We have three cats bewteen mine and my OHs parents.

Tibsy - known to me and wibblewobble because he is so fat
Pippi - known to me as popsickle
Jeffery - generally known as no-balls (we had him castrated recently)
 
Poor Jeffery :lol:

I don't like cats - make me sneeze and itch :(
 
Oh no, our cat Bea has started responding to Brittany (i was trying it out to see what would happen).

but then again she also responds to Dumb Arse so maybe it doesn't mean anything.

Sandi
 
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Britney's are taking over the world...mwhhhaaaaaa :rotfl:
 
i loooove my cats :cheer:

they never fail to make me smile/laugh :D

here's a picture of my 2 boys - charlie and the tiny man is harry <3

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These are my little beauties...scuse the 'dog' in the last picture...i know this thread is about cats.... rough day! :rotfl:
Wayne
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Kylie
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Me and Britney
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