Men say the nicest things....

[TheHolster]

So, after having nookie the other night, my darling other half says to me

"your lady bits smell of cheese and onion since you've been pregnant"

God is he good with words!!!

He really knows how to make a girl feel special!!

He then tells me, "But I like cheese and onion"!!

Bloody men!!! lol

 

[Lacey's Mummy]

I said to my OH the other night that my boobs looks like jordans, he replied that they don't cos mine are saggy!! Lovely!!

 

[Pudds86]

cheeky buggers arent they! I would come back with something just as mean! haha

 

[isobel84]

hahahaha i would have slaped him!! thats not nice! hahaha

i asked OH after bein on top the other night, "am i getting a little heavy now?"
HE WAS SUPPOSE TO SAY NO! but no, my OH says.. " a little bit"

 

[isobel84]

I said to my OH the other night that my boobs looks like jordans, he replied that they don't cos mine are saggy!! Lovely!!

OH MY! hahaha what do they think sometimes? NOW if anytime do we need to hear how beautiful we are!
must say tho that OH said to me that he loves my body even more now as im carrying his son. well sometimes he says the right things..

 

[Lacey's Mummy]

I said to my OH the other night that my boobs looks like jordans, he replied that they don't cos mine are saggy!! Lovely!!

OH MY! hahaha what do they think sometimes? NOW if anytime do we need to hear how beautiful we are!
must say tho that OH said to me that he loves my body even more now as im carrying his son. well sometimes he says the right things..

He does tell me I'm even more beautiful now!! He can be nice sometimes lol

 

[sexyamy2005]

lol, i nearly killed my oh lastnite, maybe the bump on his chest is getting a little bit to heavy!! lol

they are nice sometimes but dont allways have any tact do they?!

xxx

 

[TheHolster]

Lol girls, your responses made me laugh so hard!!!

Men really do make me laugh! They're not tactful at all, but we love them all the same!

 

[isobel84]

last night i had cooked a nice dinner, really looked forward to have a big cuddle with oh and when he caame in, i went to give him a cuddle but i didnt get a chance, he pulled my top up and keept stroking my tummy for ages.. and ages.. i stomped my feets and i said "until he is here, i will come first!"
he said "forget it" and just gave me a quick peck on the nose and sat down and said "where my dinner woman"

 

[rbryan0205]

if my husband had said that to me his dinner would of been either in the bin or on his head lol how rude!!

 

[isobel84]

if my husband had said that to me his dinner would of been either in the bin or on his head lol how rude!!

haha it would be if he said it seriously, belive me

 

[Piglet10]

ur lucky hes not a salt'n'vinegar man xxx

 

[all_iz_well]

guys its just men...my OH is always taking the Pi**...thinder thighs...chubby chin is just the start!! so mean ...dont worry my time will come too! xx

 

[isobel84]

9/10 of txt oh send me include the lovely nickname bigbum or massivebum.
very cute ehh..

lucky me he loves a bum thats the size of the back of a lorry..

 

[Tasha89]

My Mum said my arse was sticking out loads a few months back because of how I was stood - OH explained it was a counter-weight for the bump. Cheeky shit!

 

[isobel84]

haha

 

[sexyamy2005]

aww lol,

i gota admit im damn sure mine thinks the same, but he doesnt have the b*llocks to say it to me, lol

xxx

 

[isobel84]

oh just txt me.. "firm and massive xx" i would have loved it if he spoke about himself but he was kindly remarking on my body! oooooooo dear......

 

[Piglet10]

isobel i think ur oh sounds hilarious xx

 

[Rayoflight]

So, after having nookie the other night, my darling other half says to me

"your lady bits smell of cheese and onion since you've been pregnant"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Oh god I've just nearly wet myself! That is brilliant! Although I am going to go straight home and ask my husband if mine do too!

Mine has just taken to calling me a Miserable Fat F*ck or MFF. He gets away with it though, it just makes me laugh!