Make up a story!!

[stephlw25]

Ok thought id start a new game off... ill start with a sentence then the next person carrys on with the story where i left off......



"One day a man was walking through the woods, he had been walking for some time when suddenly he stopped as right in front of him was a.........................

 

[LouisecH]

'.....giant pink and green spotted cow. It didn't look very pleased so the man offered the cow a tic tac and asked the cow what the problem was. The cow replied, "well, ........'

 

[rach]

ive been trying to get hold of the vet all day about my spots but the receptionist is being really awkward she said.......

 

[ToriElla]

"we don't deal with talking cows here - maybe you should try your local GP."

 

[Layla]

what seems to be the problem, i cant even consider letting you see the doctor untill i have done my "im important" act.

a shocked cow replied.......

 

[LouisecH]

'Do you know who you're speaking to?? In the last receptionist eating contest of Pinkmuncowjo I managed to crunch up 84 receptionists in three minutes and that's not all. I also.....'

 

[stephlw25]

"...... managed to gobble up 38 vets, 35 doctors, 12 cats and 15 dogs, so lady what do you think about that?....

 

[rach]

hmmm let me see maybe i can fit you in ummm.... a week next thursday? but only if its an emergency mind.............

 

[melanieyeah]

An EMERGENCY! I have you know my dear receptionist that I am very...

 

[-Cat-]

...sick!" by now the cow was very fed up and couldnt be bothered to continue talking to this woman, so . . .

 

[rach]

he bit her head off and stormed in to the doctors office where the doctor was already seeing an alligator who also had trouble with his.....

 

[Sarah W Baby Belly]

Teeth.... He had been eating too many cows with wierd illnesses. He also had a very itchy......................

 

[Tineke]

tail... due to a bubble gum tree he passed by earlier in the week, which may appear to be the resaon for all the strange .......

 

[BubbleOne]

... popping noises that can be heard coming from his belly. The alligator turned to see the cow standing in the doorway. He walked towards him and ....

 

[melanieyeah]

they stared deep into eachothers eyes, each one not daring to blink..the all of a sudden, the cow declared.......

 

[michelle82]

You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen, but theres something v attractive about you maybe we could.....

 

[rach]

catch a movie or something theres a great one in the pictures now its called babe.......

 

[jacquidube]

Im pregnant, what do you think about that then. The alligator didnt know what to say and he............

 

[melanieyeah]

looked kind of horny, he gave cow the eye and they fell into eachothers..........

 

[stephlw25]

....arms and made love all night!!!!! the cow was so happy that she finally found her true love but in the morning...........