last night i sellotaped my foofie!

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...among many other crazy happenings in my dreams! seriously WEIRD dreams! i was in hospital getting ready for birthing and the midwives came around giving everyone a piece of sellotape to stick to our goofies.....(perinium area) to help stop tearing! lol! all you first timers please be reassured that this doesnt happen lol! whatever next! i also dreamt that i was a midwife being filmed in action (obem) and also that i had to give birth on the most filthiest disgusting dirty loo ever in a random bungalow......hope that isnt a premonition! lol anyone else having crazy dreams too?
 
Yes my dreams are pretty random and crazy right now. The other night I was in the X-files helping Scully solve a conspiracy case :D That was one of the relatively normal ones! I usually remember them and tell hubby in the morning, but he was away first thing this morning so I've forgotten it already. I do sometimes wonder what the hell is up with my imagnation!!
 
Hehe I had a dream my oh handed me a cork to ummmmm stop the baby coming out lol!!! My ds was born 40 mins after my waters broke and people keep telling me I've got to act fast this time as second babies usually come faster!!!

I also had another dream they told me my bits were beyond repair!!!!
 
My most frightening dream was that I went to me hospital for my 20 week scan but they tried to remove me stomach instead. I was screaming, "I'm here for a scan, not an operation" but they wouldn't listen to me. Sounds stupid but at the time I was really scared....
 

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