I'm getting desperate!

[muppetmummy]

I'm at this moment attempting to eat a whole pineapple. I don't even like pineapple that much, and its making my mouth feel funny!

I've got so much pressure down below today its driving me nuts! I constantly think I need to go to the loo when I don't.
This baby needs to come out!

 

[Charlie:-)]

Have you tried the tweaking nipples??

 

[Tillytots]

Im sure we're twins! I have just eaten a whole pineapple and now feel I like it aswell but a whole one was just tooo much

I got that horrid pressure too and I have been in the bathroom so many times today! LOL - after eating all that pineapple I'm sure we'll have good cause to feel like the loo soon!

It really cant be long for you though babe! I could be here ages like this yet!!

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

aw whole pineapple thats a lot of pineapple
wow you go girl try all that helps

have you tried massage oils with lavender yet?? lavender is supposed to help start labour

 

[Sherlock]

Awww lets hope it works

I'm nowhere near pineapple stage yet.

Right now I'm in sticky toffee pudding stage and will upgrade tomorrow to chocolate pud

 

[muppetmummy]

I've been tweaking for weeks! Not working! It's fun squirting OH though!
I have read though that contractions bought on by tweaking can be more painful than those occuring naturally!!

I hope this pineapple malarky pays off for both of us tilly! I've spent all day trying to do imaginary number 2's!

 

[muppetmummy]

Finally ate it all (apart from 2 chunks that James stole, I was so grateful!!)

I'm not trying that again! It's made my lips bleed for some reason and my mouth feels all prickly

It's the first time I've ever eaten a fresh pineapple, only ate tinned in the past.
I didn't even know how to cut one up! Luckily there was a diagram on the label!

It's up there with castor oil for grossness as far as I'm concerned!
(I've not tried the castor oil by the way and have no plans to go there! )

Not heard of the lavender one before, might have to give that one a go sometime

 

[Tillytots]

ouch your poor lips!!!!

I read yesterday that people who work in pineapple plantations have to wear protective clothing as it can damage their skin....it seems the innocent looking pineapple is infact quite deadly!

I wish I could tweak my nipples, it just makes me feel sick though so Im not going there! Ive made no plans for castor oil either. Id be too scared of having the mega poo's in labour and showering everyone

Im having some good BH's right now, every 10 mins or so but they arent painful. I want ouchy ones!!! lol

 

[sarah2807]

Awwww.....I hope it works for you hun!! Hopefully not long to go now!!

I want to log on tomorrow and see a post saying 'muppetmummy has had her baby!!!!! '

 

[Tillytots]

Right now I'm in sticky toffee pudding stage and will upgrade tomorrow to chocolate pud

Im soooooooo jealous!! I cant have anything sugary ....she says after eating a whole pineapple Im sure that must've been worse than eating a big fat piece of chocolate cake?! In my defence...pineapple is natural sugar!

 

[muppetmummy]

You're not missing anything with the nipple tweaking, it just makes them sore and doesn't seem to do much