I know I haven't been around for......oooooo...ages

[libs]

I'm not his mum

I'm only 34

and yaaaaayyyyy for the facebook pic

 

[mrs_tommo22]

That facebook pic is ace!!!!

I wanna be surrounded by vibrators and dildos lol!

Or maybe il just go jump my bloke when hes better

 

[babyblonde]

I'm not his mum

I'm only 34

and yaaaaayyyyy for the facebook pic

Sorry - didn't mean to offend! I obviously realised you were not his mum and that your OH must be older to have kids in their 20s. Was just saying if I was him I would think it was cool to have such a groovy stepmum!

Now removing my size 6 feet from my huge mouth and slinking into a corner......

 

[libs]

I wasn't taking offence silly

and no generally they don't think I'm groovy

they think its embarrassing

 

[babyblonde]

 

[monster_munch]

Well Libs, you'll be the only granny around that sends strangers pictures of their cleavage... dirty granny

(do you still have a picture of my husbands winkie on your phone??)

 

[monster_munch]

Right someone draw me a diagram of how to check mine and what im feeling for

I was being serious!!!

You asked for it:

1. is not ovulating or is pregnant!

2. is ovulating or is about to come on


(it is not a medical diagram, although it may look like one, it is just how my cervix feels.)
When it's 1 it's really hard to reach, when it's 2 it's really easy - 1 feels almost like lips - you can just about feel a sort of line, where the hole would be, when it's 2 you can feel the hole really obviously.
Best thing to do it check it regularly through your cycle before TTC so you know what to look for.

Now go finger yourself

 

[libs]

Maybe not.

There's weird websites where lots of grannys take pictures of their cleavage

 

[Mrs_Jay]

Hi Libs Welcome back

 

[mrs_tommo22]

[quote="mrs_tommo22":wdi1x0fp]Right someone draw me a diagram of how to check mine and what im feeling for

I was being serious!!!

You asked for it:

1. is not ovulating or is pregnant!

2. is ovulating or is about to come on


(it is not a medical diagram, although it may look like one, it is just how my cervix feels.)
When it's 1 it's really hard to reach, when it's 2 it's really easy - 1 feels almost like lips - you can just about feel a sort of line, where the hole would be, when it's 2 you can feel the hole really obviously.
Best thing to do it check it regularly through your cycle before TTC so you know what to look for.

Now go finger yourself [/quote:wdi1x0fp]




I shall stick it with pride on my fridge for all too see!

 

[babyblonde]

I am wetting myself laughing - my husband is somewhat concerned.....

 

[Trudyscrumptious76]

Llllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's back! She's back! She's back! Oh I have missed yor unique view on life!!! Made me feel less lonely! So good to have you back. I don't often come into this section as we were supposed to be having a break until Jan. That worked well didn't it?? I was glad I did when I saw your name.

You are not allowed to leave ever again, even when you are a gran and smell of wee and biscuits! We'll help get you thinner than you've ever been and then you'll get pg and put it all back on again!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Lol to update and let you know i now know what my cervix feels like.

Though i put on a glove etc first!

Great diagram, you could make medical history with that