I know I haven't been around for......oooooo...ages

[monster_munch]

I feel like being mad



and I have a sudden desire to check my cp

Nooooo I haven't checked mine is ages... guess what I'll be doing in the shower tomorrow!!!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Right someone draw me a diagram of how to check mine and what im feeling for

I was being serious!!!

 

[babyblonde]

I checked mine and it's definitely still there.

 

[libs]

I feel like being mad



and I have a sudden desire to check my cp

Nooooo I haven't checked mine is ages... guess what I'll be doing in the shower tomorrow!!!

MINE'S DISAPPEARED I can't find my cervix .......
This could be a potential problem

and yes I really did go check....

I wasn't overweight when I was trying before - I was in normal range...

NOW I'm overweight

Oh..and it can get a lot madder....

 

[libs]

Right someone draw me a diagram of how to check mine and what im feeling for

I was being serious!!!

Leg up on side of bath, and have a good firk

when you can't go any further...that's your cervix

well that's how MM explained it to me

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Wheres my diagram?

Thought youd all be scribbling on paint by now for me

 

[babyblonde]

Mine's very high at the minute which prob means I am oving - which is why I am so royally pissed off that hubby chose an extra few minutes sleep over sex grrrrrrr. NAPS DON'T MAKE BABIES!!!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

well im not sure - i think mines low, but will have to check another time too to compare!

af starts on the 1st december so roll on and get ot over with.

 

[babyblonde]

Awww 1st of December is my wedding anniversary - what a privilage to share it with your AF!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Awww 1st of December is my wedding anniversary - what a privilage to share it with your AF!

So you ought to be love! x

 

[babyblonde]

I feel very honoured.

We'll make a toast to you while we're out

 

[libs]

Well I'm glad my stepson couldn't manage contraception ......

It meant you 2 could make this special connection

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Lmao!!!

 

[babyblonde]

See, it was all worth it

to you Lib - we've turned your thread into a madhouse!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Its turning into tommo ramblings mushy stuff!!!

 

[libs]

That's ok I don't mind

I'll just go and throw out all clothes in my wardrobe that don't shout granny......

My Mum has no sympathy - she points out she was only 3 years older than me when I made her a nan for real...that's not the point, she was obviously older than me in her head anyway.

I still go on student nights and wear knickers with sayings on them.

That is soooooo not granny behaviour

 

[babyblonde]

You might be the coolest granny ever!

How old is your stepson?

 

[libs]

actually he's 26, and the youngest of my stepchildren lol so we've done well to escape this long

think DH is more devestated at the thought of expensive christmas presents he has to buy

 

[babyblonde]

I confess I am slightly relieved - had images of some 14 year old in trouble so feeling a bit better now I know he's 26

You should have seen my husband xmas shopping for our new baby niece this year - she'll only be 3 months at christmas and he kept picking up all these toys for age 3 and above going 'can we get her this, this is cool!' and got really miffed when I pointed out that she could only have rattles and stuff like that He then proceeded to go on about how boring new babies were and he hoped his brother, whose baby is due in January, has a boy so he can buy a scalextric (erm again, not quite grasping the age range....)

PS - you are well cool, I'm 26 and my mum DEFINITELY doesn't wear sexy pants!!!!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Libs - you know im a fan and nothing about you shouts granny.

Hence the facebook picture!