I haven't stopped...

[Yodabo]

Farting! Oh my lord, it's constant..not the silent and deadly ones but the full blown noisy hurty ones! Can't even blame it on beans like I normally do as I haven't had any in over a week!

Oh and the heart burn has well and truely started! 3 days in a row now

 

[Lacey's Mummy]

I have to say mines actually died down since being pregnant! Me and OH used to have farting comps lol but I'm very ashamed of them now

 

[MrsR]

I had really bad gas throughout my first tri but it's settled down x the heartburn hasn't started yet but I am soooooo uncomfortable after eating! I have to eat very little and often otherwise I feel like an elephant is sat on my chest!!

 

[NicciLove]

I have to say mines actually died down since being pregnant! Me and OH used to have farting comps lol but I'm very ashamed of them now

Snap!

 

[Yodabo]

Chaz - my hubby is not so bad but im terrible. when we'd cuddle up together, I used to do a silent one and wait for the smell to waft in his face! Then proceed to nearly wet myself laughing...small minds and that lmao

 

[Lacey's Mummy]

Chaz - my hubby is not so bad but in terrible. when we'd cuddle up together, I used to do a silent one and wait for the smell to waft in his face! Then proceed to nearly wet myself laughing...small minds and that lmao

I'm actually laughing out loud at that!!!

 

[ria__x]

at this thread, sounds like me even before i was pregnanct i HATTTEE heartburn though, never experienced it before pregnancy! what we go through for our LO's eh?! hehe xxx

 

[vixforever]

this made me laugh!

 

[scaredmum2be]

I never usued to far much before i was pregnant but now its like i cant help it it just comes out without a warning but they can end up smelly which now i can get me own back to other half lol its just embarrising where i am when i do have the trumps it just happens i cant even blame it on the dog nemore lol x

 

[Momma`Kat]

Tip for all.. Dont sit on leather couch and try a silent one.

 

[Yodabo]

Too late mamma kat! Lmao is it cos the smell lingers?

 

[isobel84]

im just happy i got something to blame now! "its not meee.. its our little boy!" Not sure OH belives it tho.. sometimes they even wakes me up at night

 

[Momma`Kat]

Nope.. It still makes a noise because it rebounds of the couch right back in your own face >.<

 

[Momma`Kat]

Oh but if you know you are gonna do it.. Make some extravagant movement at the same time as you fart, then you can atleast blame the noise on the couch! hah

 

[ria__x]

Lmao! thanks mommas kat, tip well kept! Xxx

 

[rakrak]

Oh but if you know you are gonna do it.. Make some extravagant movement at the same time as you fart, then you can atleast blame the noise on the couch! hah

I've tried this one but OH has got wise to it and doesn't believe me anymore!

 

[isobel84]

i just go "MARLEY thats a really bad one aswell!"
Poor cat

 

[emz1980]

With u on the heartburn!!! GOd its awful, keeping me awake all night xxx

 

[Momma`Kat]

Lol RakRak! Yeah He is starting to wise up, But he only has the noise as proof, He farts all the time anyway, SO he cant smell if someone else does! He was CONVINCED i farted the other day, wheras infact it was my stomach rumbling. Ohwell xD He keeps trying to catch me doing it. Not gonna happen. I even have control in my sleep! Lol

 

[Momma`Kat]

Oh and one more tip.. Dont walk down a road with lots of people while wearing headphones and try to let a sly one go. It wont be sly. It will be louder than a car horn just to spite you because you cant hear it.