Hubby went to the clinic

[LouiseB]

He just went to make his, um, deposit and he was just telling me about it over the phone and omg it sounds gross

He said that he walked past the receptionist whose sole job seemed to be checking in the wankers and directing them to their room.

He walked into this tiny room that smelt "odd" and there was a pile of well worn dirty mags on the table which he avoided like the plague.

He was just trying to get comfortable when he saw the "please wipe down the seat before leaving" sign and jumped up and ended up performing standing up lol

My hero

 

[sparkle82]

hahahahaha!!!!

Louise so delicately put!!! Love it! Lol

What a superstar he is my oh was able to do his sample at home as long as he got it in within half an hour. Don't think he'd have been impressed with the tiny 'odd' smelling used porn stocked room!!! x

 

[BUGGY82]

Ah bless him that sounds horrible, why don't clinics make it a nice environment when it's such an uncomfortable thing to have to do anyway!

I have my doctors appointment this afternoon to request tests as we've been trying 13 months with no joy
I won't tell my OH about your hubbies experience though cause I'll never get him there then!

 

[maybe baby]

Ahhh! Well done Hubby'B'!!

Good luck for the results xx

 

[Nurse 26]

Good luck for the results hun! hope it works out for you both x

 

[MissJuly10]

All the best for the results hun! x x

 

[XHopefulX]

Ha ha ha that was an experience and a half for the poor bloke, good luck thou hun on the result xx when will you hear?

 

[kizzibea]

Poor guy. Hope you hear back about it soon.

 

[lrb]

poor guy lol, when do you find out results?x

 

[LouiseB]

Thanks ladies

Def don't tell you OH Buggy

Well the tests should be done asap for obvious reasons and then a couple of days for the results to get to the GP (don't know why a couple of days ) but really it's just a case of making a doctors appointment for sometime next week

Hopefully before next cycle anyway.

 

[star fish]

Poor boys! These stories are always such a trial for them arent they. Mine did it at home and sent me into the 'scary' receptionist with the brown paper bag.

What made me laugh the most was the sign in reception that said Please don't use the reception toilet for collecting your sample or something similar to that. As if!

FX for you both xx

 

[s1972]

Same here! OH turned up to the hospital room to do the deed only to be put off by the battered leather sofa, inch gap between the door and the door frame and sounds of people sitting outside the room waiting for their blood tests. Needless to say OH didn't get to perform that day, bless him!

 

[traci]

Good luck for the results! Well done to your hubby for getting the job done in such unpleasant surroundings x

 

[Tracey M]

Oh the poor thing....can you imagine what it would be like if we had to do a similar thing too....lol. good luck with the results