badgergirl
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I've had the morning from hell, and it all started with Sprog...
I had to take the dog to the vet. Bathed, nappied and dressed Sprog, got the dog, put Sprog in his car seat, put dummy in Sprog's mouth so he *might* nap, and off we went in the car.
As soon as we got in the vets room, Sprog started his new "trick" of shouting. It's very high pitched, and impossible to hear conversation over, and worse at present as he seems to be losing his voice, so it's additionally screechy. I decided for the sake of everyone to put the dummy back in. It usually falls down his left side, between him and the car seat, so I shoved my hand in. No dummy, but when I removed my hand it was covered, and I mean COVERED in poo.
To give you a rough idea, he hasn't been for 8 days. That's a lot of poo.
I stood there with poo all over my hand, and the vet just looked at me with a really weird expression on her face. In the end, I muttered "er, do you have a tissue", got the dog seen to, and left very quickly!
It's taken me half an hour, 49 wipes and a whole lot of swearing to clean up that assplosion. Oh, and when I knelt down to clean the car seat, I knelt in the nappy I'd just removed.
I'm now boycotting Pampers, though I really don't think anything could have coped with THAT.
I had to take the dog to the vet. Bathed, nappied and dressed Sprog, got the dog, put Sprog in his car seat, put dummy in Sprog's mouth so he *might* nap, and off we went in the car.
As soon as we got in the vets room, Sprog started his new "trick" of shouting. It's very high pitched, and impossible to hear conversation over, and worse at present as he seems to be losing his voice, so it's additionally screechy. I decided for the sake of everyone to put the dummy back in. It usually falls down his left side, between him and the car seat, so I shoved my hand in. No dummy, but when I removed my hand it was covered, and I mean COVERED in poo.
To give you a rough idea, he hasn't been for 8 days. That's a lot of poo.
I stood there with poo all over my hand, and the vet just looked at me with a really weird expression on her face. In the end, I muttered "er, do you have a tissue", got the dog seen to, and left very quickly!
It's taken me half an hour, 49 wipes and a whole lot of swearing to clean up that assplosion. Oh, and when I knelt down to clean the car seat, I knelt in the nappy I'd just removed.
I'm now boycotting Pampers, though I really don't think anything could have coped with THAT.
for you but still 
What dya mean, she just stood there looking? Now she (yr vet) will say that she is not used to dealing with sh*t! - Yeah and how do you take a dawg's temp? 
