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I put my work trousers on this morning and my god I'm fat
. They usually fit quite well but today they are busting. I've not really gained much weight, only a couple of pounds, but my tummy and thighs have expanded
. And to top it off I'm feeling quite sick, could it be something to do with the tin of roses my boss bought in today
. So I scoffed a load of chocolate today ready for dieting tomorrow. I'm only 5 foot tall but I'm nearly 11 stone, my trousers are a 14 but getting very tight. If I paint my face orange and put a green wig on I'd be a perfect Oompaloompa
.
Rant over, thanks for listening





Rant over, thanks for listening
