Famous people you would love to slap!

[SarahH]

Now I dont like violence... but if you could, which famous/people in the public eye would you like to slap for just being so damn annoying!!

At the moment I want to slap Howard off the Halifax ad's!!

I'd like to take that wet smiley fish and just wollop him round the face with it!

 

[beanie]

what is he doing to that fish, it looks scared

 

[SarahH]

what is he doing to that fish, it looks scared

Wouldnt you be scared if you had some eejit singing to you... changing the word of good(ish) songs to somthing about mortgages, loans, and interest rates!

 

[Babylicious]

Paris hilton, britney spears to name a few

 

[beanie]

i would if he had me round the throat as he was doing it

 

[LisaJ1986]

Noel Edmonds! Slimey disgusting man! I hate him!

 

[Jade&Evie]

 

[Babylicious]

she's a mess I'd slap her too

 

[greendayrock]

amy winehouse
jodie marsh
victoria beckham

 

[fran_23]

amy winehouse
jodie marsh
victoria beckham

same. but i have to add Anthea Turner, Cristiano Ronaldo, that stupid idiot from bullet for my valentine (matt tuck)
and also Jonny Borell!!!

 

[A&J]

Kerry Katona and Jodie Marsh

 

[kazlin]

Hahahahahahahahaha....my kind of thread babyyyyyyyy

For now it would have to be Simon Cowell...actually I would not slap him but feed him to The Fox (Foxxi) she would deal with him. There, not a punishment at all

Actually may I choose two more:

The Krankies...fish slappable those two!

I'll give them some fandabidozibollox...

 

[budge]

id love to slap John Prescott

 

[poochielove]

1. The T4 Presenters...dont no what thier names are, one is going out with fern cotton OMG HE IS SO RUBBISH AS PRESENTING! and the other Is some bird with the most rubbish dress sense AND CANT PRESENT FOR SHIT!!!!

2. Danielle Lloyd. I just dont get why ppl think shes so nice, i have friends who model who are stunning compared to her! Shes thick as 2 short planks and looks like Bruce Forsyth!

3. Not really famous, but Mohammed from big brother. OMG he is so fat and disgusting and makes me feel

Last one i promise (and its the worst one)

4. Jamie Oliver who on earth would want food that hes spat all over!!!! Omg he is such a shit!

 

[SarahH]

4. Jamie Oliver who on earth would want food that hes spat all over!!!! Omg he is such a sh*t!

I think that about Anthony Worrel Thomson

 

[Minxy]

4. Jamie Oliver who on earth would want food that hes spat all over!!!! Omg he is such a sh*t!

I hate his big, fat liver tongue.

 

[kazlin]

4. Jamie Oliver who on earth would want food that hes spat all over!!!! Omg he is such a sh*t!

I think that about Anthony Worrel Thomson

Sarah, I think that we will have to agree to disagree on Mr Thomson!

Tony baby as I like to call him is pure sex on legs!!!

 

[Kylie1007]

The Krankies...fish slappable those two!

Funny you should say that, my hubby & dad have just been to their house (The Toughs!although my hubby kept calling them the Thistles!) and done their blinds He said that they laughed with them from the moment they stepped through the door! They live in the posh bit of Torquay.


I'd be quite happy to see the back of Victoria Beckham although I agree with most of the people you've already written down!

 

[fifi211]

Barry Humphries, the bloke who plays Dame Edna, he makes my flesh crawl

 

[greendayrock]

i will have to add some more

george bush
paris hilton
pamela anderson