Sparklegirl
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I am practically wetting myself here with laughter!! As if I was talking to my dad on the phone and I heard my mum repeating 10.37 (if any of you watch Touch you will understand why I suddenly thought I was in the middle of an episode!).
I asked him what she meant and he said he didnt know and did I want to ask her so mother appears on the phone and delights in telling me she read in the paper that 10.37 tonight is the most optimum time to get pregnant.
This point I turned a shade of crimson as I sat beside my husband who can hear all of this and I have to tell her that we have already DTD today because I too read that. Admittedly though I had forgotten the time so I did it earlier but still we got the right day!
When dad came back on the phone he was awkward and didn't know what to say, I was crimson just knowing that he had listened to that conversation. Still, it gave me quite the laugh that mum was supporting the cause so strongly she was happy to tell me I had to have sex tonight!!
I asked him what she meant and he said he didnt know and did I want to ask her so mother appears on the phone and delights in telling me she read in the paper that 10.37 tonight is the most optimum time to get pregnant.
This point I turned a shade of crimson as I sat beside my husband who can hear all of this and I have to tell her that we have already DTD today because I too read that. Admittedly though I had forgotten the time so I did it earlier but still we got the right day!
When dad came back on the phone he was awkward and didn't know what to say, I was crimson just knowing that he had listened to that conversation. Still, it gave me quite the laugh that mum was supporting the cause so strongly she was happy to tell me I had to have sex tonight!!