Momma`Kat
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So I was in tescos today and started coughing.. Now I dont know why but for some reason since being pregnant, coughing flips my stomach.. So I run to the loos and proceed to empty my stomach..
What I didnt realise till I was getting my breath back.. Is that I was throwing up that hard.. my bladder had just given up. Luckily (Can you get lucky in this situation?) I was wearing a dark skirt, and seemed to have missed that, so I ditched the underwear (And now wet socks) and attempted to mop up whatever had run down my legs..
Alas.. I forgot the floor.. And the woman who walked in after me, proceeded to make a big deal of how there was pee on the floor. I left my shopping and walked out, tipping off the customer service people to get a cleaning crew there as I went.
So now im home.. hungry.. and going to sue whoever invented kegels, THEY DONT WORK ! Ive been doing them since i was 14 !
What I didnt realise till I was getting my breath back.. Is that I was throwing up that hard.. my bladder had just given up. Luckily (Can you get lucky in this situation?) I was wearing a dark skirt, and seemed to have missed that, so I ditched the underwear (And now wet socks) and attempted to mop up whatever had run down my legs..
Alas.. I forgot the floor.. And the woman who walked in after me, proceeded to make a big deal of how there was pee on the floor. I left my shopping and walked out, tipping off the customer service people to get a cleaning crew there as I went.
So now im home.. hungry.. and going to sue whoever invented kegels, THEY DONT WORK ! Ive been doing them since i was 14 !