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[smokey08]

had a dream last night that i gave birth to the most beautiful baby girl, delivered by none other than........Dr. Christian from embarrassing bodies

then we had an affair

i don't even fancy him but now when i see him on the telly i know i will blush!!!

needless to say i enjoyed every minute

just thought i'd share!!!!

 

[NinjaKitty]

You'd have to worry less about getting PG with him. I saw one where he did a sperm count on himself and it was low! Felt sorry for him coz it was on telly and everything.

 

[smokey08]

You'd have to worry less about getting PG with him. I saw one where he did a sperm count on himself and it was low! Felt sorry for him coz it was on telly and everything.

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really??? oh thats awful!!

why i was dreaming about him is beyond me.....

 

[Princess81]

I dreamt about examining ear wax with Wayne Rooney lol

 

[Samsgirl]

lol

 

[smokey08]

I dreamt about examining ear wax with Wayne Rooney lol

why were ye examining ear wax????

 

[Young Mum 21 x]

earwax? id love dr christian to deliver my baby xx

 

[smokey08]

would you young mum??? i'm now too sure!! all those embarrassing illnesses he's been in contact with.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Princess81]

God only knows! I reckon it's cos he looks like shrek and shrek gets candle wax out of his ears doesn't he?? either that or I'm totally nuts

 

[smokey08]

God only knows! I reckon it's cos he looks like shrek and shrek gets candle wax out of his ears doesn't he?? either that or I'm totally nuts

ah ha ha ha ha ha

i that for an explanation....epic!! xxxxxxxxx

 

[Young Mum 21 x]

i wouldnt mind no xx

 

[smokey08]

i wouldnt mind no xx

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha his hair does my head in...he's not the worst looking but as a hairdresser...i'd have to change that hair...to floppy looking!!! ha ha ha

 

[Lilelephant]

This made me giggle!