The things kids do....

[little*red]

anyone got any funny stories from their childhood or something your kids have done?

ok i have 3:

1. when i was about 3 my mum had me in b&q and i wondered off from her. When she found me i was doing the toilet (just a pee!) in one of the display toilets . My mum was mortified and couldnt apologise enough.

2. When i was about the same age again (3 or 4) i walked into the living room with loads of dog hair in my mouth. my mum asked why did i have loads of dog hair in mymouth , and i replied ' the dog bit me so i bit him back!'

This one isnt my story but my Brians':
3. When he was in primary school( think about 5 or 6years old) he asked the teacher if he could go to the toilet during class. She refused to let him go. so he climbed up on to the table, undid his fly and pee'd all over the table .
Bet she always let kids go to the toilet after that incident

come on ladies lets hear your stories

 

[Tangerinedream]

When I was 4 my grandad was holding me in his arms. He said 'Give us a smacker' so I smacked him round the face as hard as I could- I didnt know it meant kiss

 

[Marmite]

when my sister was 4 my parents where talking to this man, and suddenly she said "your really fat!" He took it quite well i believe, he just said "Yes, I believe I am"

 

[Foxxi]

When I was 4 my grandad was holding me in his arms. He said 'Give us a smacker' so I smacked him round the face as hard as I could- I didnt know it meant kiss

When I was about 10.... my mum shouted from upstairs to me downstairs for me to pass her her purse from her bag!.. I thought she said go to Pams (a neighbour) for some Persil (washing powder)... so I went to Pams and asked her for some Persil.. she said she only used Daz and was that any good... I said no and walked off! She musta thought.. cheeky fussy cow! My mum couldnt believe it and was sooooo embarassed! Wasnt my fault I misheard her!

 

[Tangerinedream]

Just remembered this one (well I dont remember but my mum tells me)-

I was about 2 and 1/2 (being potty trained) and just as we were about to leave the house for nursery I'd peed myself so my mum quckly washed and chaged me and cleaned the floor then set off for nursery. When we got there about 20 mins walk later I whispered in her ear that she'd forgot to put some new pants on me

Luckily the nursery had plenty of 'spares'

 

[little*red]

I whispered in her ear that she'd forgot to put some new pants on me

going commando!

 

[Tangerinedream]

When I was 4 my grandad was holding me in his arms. He said 'Give us a smacker' so I smacked him round the face as hard as I could- I didnt know it meant kiss

When I was about 10.... my mum shouted from upstairs to me downstairs for me to pass her her purse from her bag!.. I thought she said go to Pams (a neighbour) for some Persil (washing powder)... so I went to Pams and asked her for some Persil.. she said she only used Daz and was that any good... I said no and walked off! She musta thought.. cheeky fussy cow! My mum couldnt believe it and was sooooo embarassed! Wasnt my fault I misheard her!

When I was about 9 i tried to get my mum up at 6 am one weekend morning (i dont know why, i think i was wide awake and bored (and an only child at the time) she told me (in her sleep) to go to the shop to get some catfood!! And I did- at 6AM. Turns out we had loads in the cupboard

 

[Tangerinedream]

I whispered in her ear that she'd forgot to put some new pants on me

going commando!

lol, i must have set the trend

 

[frangelle]

When I was 4 I sat outside and ate about 4 tins of cat food and then cried when they took it off me

 

[Tangerinedream]

When I was 4 I sat outside and ate about 4 tins of cat food and then cried when they took it off me

 

[frangelle]

When I was 4 I sat outside and ate about 4 tins of cat food and then cried when they took it off me

I was 4 years old, lol!!!!

That's not as bad as my OH- he brushed his teeth with his own cr*p when he was 3

 

[x-kirsty-x]

I think I posted about this when it happened ages ago. Anyway, I took Josh to McDonalds and I got a new kind of spicy burger that was on promotion at the time. I wasn't keen on it so I said to Josh 'Mummys not eating hers cos she doesn't really like it'.

Next thing I know Josh has jumped out of his seat and ran to tell the staff behind the counter that his Mummys food was horrible (rather loudly so that the whole place heard!) so they all came up to me asking if I wanted a refund or something else to eat. They were trying so hard to keep me happy and I had to explain that it wasn't actually their food that was the problem

I did still get a free McFlurry out of it though

 

[AllieW]

When I was 4 I sat outside and ate about 4 tins of cat food and then cried when they took it off me

I ate cat food when I was a baby. I think because I was crawling about on the floor and that was exactly where Alfie's bowl was. Weirdly enough, my DH also ate his dog's food at around the same age. It was clearly meant to be!!

 

[maybebaby]

When I was 3 or 4 I was sat on my Grandad's knee & he was tickling me. I told him if he didn't stop I would wet myself & he just laughed & kept tickling... so I peed all over his lap. I was really upset! I didn't mean to!

 

[leckershell]

I think I posted about this when it happened ages ago. Anyway, I took Josh to McDonalds and I got a new kind of spicy burger that was on promotion at the time. I wasn't keen on it so I said to Josh 'Mummys not eating hers cos she doesn't really like it'.

Next thing I know Josh has jumped out of his seat and ran to tell the staff behind the counter that his Mummys food was horrible (rather loudly so that the whole place heard!) so they all came up to me asking if I wanted a refund or something else to eat. They were trying so hard to keep me happy and I had to explain that it wasn't actually their food that was the problem

I did still get a free McFlurry out of it though

I went to a store once and they gave me a whole load of free stuff as they had a visiting inspector there or something and the drive thru gave me the wrong order, so they wanted to show how good their customer service could be. LOL that was pretty cool.

Anyway yeah kiddy stuff - I got up in the middle of the night when I was about 3 or 4 and was hungry.. and you know those soaps from the body shop in the shape of fruits? Apparently I munched my way through an 'orange' in the bathroom until my mom woke up and came and stopped me but I'd near enough eaten the whole thing by then. It amazes me that I didn't stop and think that it didn't taste like oranges..

 

[leckershell]

Oh, also.. my 'posh' grandma and granddad were staying over, and they had some mouthwash in the bathroom. Well I didn't know what it was as we all just used toothpaste, so I just thought it was green water. I don't know how old I was, but I basically tipped it all away, got some pink food colouring from the cooking cupboard, and made them some pink water as I thought they might like it better than green.

Needless to say they weren't impressed...