Do you like the smell of your own bottom burps?

[monster_munch]

It's a thinker this one...

If they are normal trumps, I'm not opposed to the smell, but if I'm not well then they aren't that pleasant to be honest.
The smell of DH's however is enough to nuke a country, bless his cotton socks.

 

[Kimbo]

omg you're getting worse

apparently your farts don't smell half as bad as other peoples... to you anyway, because you are used to your own smells!
so if u think, "oh that didnt smell too bad", then to someone else it's a killer! lol

 

[Emma58]

Normally mine don't smell at all

But last night after too much Malt loaf and Licorice Allsorts - even I couldn't stand the stench

 

[Melly+2]

You have to bask in the anbience for your own rectal gas, its life

 

[Sammystar]

You have to bask in the anbience for your own rectal gas, its life

 

[monster_munch]

True though.
Just wish I could fart right now - I need a pick me up

 

[Melly+2]

Go on munch push a good en out, but dont push too hard as you could either end up pushing bubs out orn end up crapping yourself, wither way not a good thing

 

[Emma58]

Go on munch push a good en out, but dont push too hard as you could either end up pushing bubs out orn end up crapping yourself, wither way not a good thing

 

[monster_munch]

I'm eating some chocolate now - that always seems to produce a delicately flavoured trump

 

[skairdykat]

Somtimes I do but not if I've eaten too much veg

 

[Melly+2]

ooo a chocolaty trump, i may have to try that one, who needs em to smell like roses when they can smell like chocolate

 

[fifi211]

I have asked my sisters this question before and they will not admit to it, but I think most people enjoy a sneaky sniff (if it's not too bad of course!)

 

[trixipaws]

i cant smell mine most of the time, they only seem to smell if iv eaten protein (which is very rarely, i kno i should but i dont like meat or eggs or cheese and im not allowed nuts) but i hate the smell of farts!

 

[Melly+2]

its cool where i work coz if you fart everyone just assumes its one of the older customers, hehe they will never know

 

[Lou]

@ this thread

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

True story.....

Many xmas's ago I was shopping for a turkey in Gateways ( now sommerfields) and standing next to me at the turkey cooler was an elderly woman. I farted....silent but violent and man was it violent.....and she started sniffing the air with her nose turned up...I said "yeah I thought they smelled a bit off too" and walked away

But normally mine smell divine

 

[mummykay]

 

[clairescunny55]

oh dear this post just made me lol, millie says 'what you laughin at mum'

and we thought men were disgusting

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

Oh dear i just dont know what to think
Ladies these days no dignity

Mine smell horrid after eating quourn James Mum is veggie and i know after dinner at Cicileys im gonna have some nasty ones blowing out
James is even worse he cant take veggie alternitives WOW gas mask needed.

My Dads are the worst loud and deadly but its the silent one that clear a room. They are disgusting

A Question WHY IS POO BROWN????

 

[kazlin]

Well sometimes my bottom burps sound like 'the doorbell to hell' and they can smell RANK!

The worst is when you wear trousers, fart and the smell can't escape straight away, it just follows you around, like you have a dead rat up your arse