Daft instructions

[LaineyG]

I was just sitting on the pan in the building site (AKA my upstairs bathroom) when I noticed the instructions on the stepladders -

Do NOT use stepladders to reach greater heights.

WTF?!?!


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[abcd1234]

errr if i COULD go online do you think i wud be ringing the fault line

Grr a lot of places do that!! I rang up one helpdesk (think it was my local council for informations) and it told me that have a FAQ section online and hung up on me! I wouldnt have been ringing if the internet answered my question, i STILL havnt managed to actually get through to someone!

Oh and another place goes "sorry all our operaters are busy atm" then hangs up on you!

 

[clarey]

Ive noticed a lot of Eva's clothes and blankets say 'Keep away from fire' on them.....well I'll try....

Also on the tins of food in my friends little girls play shop it says 'contains 0 calories'

 

[pilkers]

One of my all time favs is on a box of raisans...but it could be an urban myth

"why not try tossing over your favourite cereal"

 

[daftscotslass]

On a similar note I remember having problems with my internet so I called the Virgin.net helpline. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hello, I can't seem to connect to the internet."
Helpline advisor: "Oh, why's that?"

 

[kellysomer]

If anyone has a phil and teds check out the instructions, a phil and teds is not suitable for use in water, underwater or being towed??? WTF?

Sorry honey i couldnt fit the kids and the buggy in with all that shopping so i thought i'd use the tow rope and tow them back down the motorway, as if???

 

[chickadee1976]

Instructions on microwave dinners, "product will be hot after heating"

 

[chickadee1976]

We had a look on google and found this

Recommendation on Sunmaid raisins - Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal