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  1. hearts81

    hearts81 Well-Known Member

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    FUNNY INSTRUCTIONS:-

    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special!)

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (and that would be how?)

    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! you lose!)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope!)

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)

    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    (but no peas?)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
     
  2. Yvonne

    Yvonne Well-Known Member

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    Lol, Fantastic!!!!!

    :D :D :D :D
     
  3. charlie_chalk

    charlie_chalk Well-Known Member

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    there great. deffinatley made me chuckle!!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    claire
    xxx
     
  4. Tara & Liam

    Tara & Liam Well-Known Member

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    Hi

    Wont be buying a superman outfit then. lol
     
  5. Kimbo

    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    kimmumof2 Well-Known Member

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    Urchin Well-Known Member

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    emma28 Well-Known Member

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    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl:

    i was looking on like, page 160!!
     
  10. Urchin

    Urchin Well-Known Member

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    WHY?!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  11. Kimbo

    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    i thought id start from the back and have a nosey what u lot were talking about 2 years ago hehe
     
  12. trixipaws

    trixipaws Well-Known Member

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    lol, i'v seen the "contains nuts" on packet of nuts for real!
     
  13. Misslarue

    Misslarue Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  14. Riley's Mommy

    Riley's Mommy Well-Known Member

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    i love this one :rotfl:
     
  15. katyk

    katyk Well-Known Member

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    They are all LOLOL :lol:
     

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