Daft instructions

[Squiglet]

On childrens medicines... This product may cause drowsiness if affected do not drive vehicles or operate heavy machinery... didn't think you were allowed to let them drive in the first place...

Oh and non slip soles on new born baby grows and socks... why? Wheres might the baby slip walking?

Pockets on baby clothes and pretend pockets on grown up clothes.. is there a point?

 

[A&J]

On a packet of salted peanuts "This may contain nuts"

 

[lfc_sarah]

 

[Slinky Sarah]

on milk carton: may contain dairy products i mean come on

 

[lauramumof2]

on day when I was at the docs and Joe was running up and down the corridor this man told me off, he told me I should stop him running up and down in case someone came out of one of the doors backwards. WTF

 

[MagicMarkers]

On Nightol it says may cause drowsiness... i should bloody hope so n all !

 

[lauramumof2]

On Nightol it says may cause drowsiness... i should bloody hope so n all !

YES, thats why we are buying it.

 

[*Star*]

i bought an iron and it said - do not attempt to iron clothes that are being worn....

also, on a toaster - beware this item may get hot.

on my blender it says - this product has functional sharp edges. do not insert fingers whilst in use....


yep seriously...

 

[MagicMarkers]

Just been tidying up and found some fairylights which very usefully told me they are for;

INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY !!

So i cant use them where ? Underwater ? Space ?

 

[roxanne080]

on a pistacchio nut packet : THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NUTS

 

[roxanne080]

On a packet of salted peanuts "This may contain nuts"

OOPS I SHOULD READ ALL THE POSTS BEFORE POSTING MYSELF

 

[nickilubs]

i bought an iron and it said - do not attempt to iron clothes that are being worn....

 

[daftscotslass]

On the bottom of a box of cream cakes... "Do not turn box upside down"

 

[emx279]

 

[MrsBrightside]

on the back of a a bt phone...

" If you find any problems with this phone then please contact 080 blah blah blah"

if the phone's not working how the hell ya meant to call them to let them know!!!

 

[kelsey]

i remember being shown microwave instructions wen i was at college saying "do not put pets inside"

 

[SKINNYLAD77]

On the bottom of a box of cream cakes... "Do not turn box upside down"

 

[rachie29]

I quite like the ones on face/body creams that say for external use only... like you plan on drinking it?!

 

[Melly+2]

I think they should put 'may contain pig' on ham, my sis didnt know it came from pigs, but thought it came from cows, im glad her college education didnt go to waste

 

[lozzi]

the one that gets me.. on the broadband fault line it says..

"for a faster help to problems why not go online at www....



errr if i COULD go online do you think i wud be ringing the fault line