clothes help!

[Me, My Girls & I]

i'm so doing this!! just gota find my tape measure first"

 

[Toonlass]

bugger that, i am bigger than any tape measure could measure. When i step on my scales they don't tell me my weight they tell me to get off coz i am squashing them xx

 

[vixforever]

My OH's nephew told me the other month when you step on a set of scales it goes you have exceeded the limit, cheeky little shit lol

 

[FebMum2Be]

Love not loathe girlssssss

 

[Toonlass]

Love not loathe girlssssss

Whey aye i proper loath my minging fat self xx

 

[FebMum2Be]

So do I but ssshhhhh xx

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

can i just point out ladies, toon look fab!! she just lies to us

i thought you needed actual measurements anyway, i'm an hourglass honey!! think something went wrong there haha

 

[Toonlass]

I don't lie ladies, she is just flattering me xx

 

[FebMum2Be]

Alice and her measuring tape

You are all lovely so shaddap! xx

 

[vixforever]

im a pregnant lump

 

[Toonlass]

i will be lovely once i loose 3 frikkin stone, get me flab chopped off, me tits lifted and exercise those bingo wings away xx

 

[FebMum2Be]

I would take my pregnant body over what I have now I'm in body limbo ffs xx

 

[vixforever]

the more kids you have the more down south stuff goes according to my mam lol xx

 

[FebMum2Be]

Thats not true I've has 1 and my tits are like snooker balls in socks

 

[vixforever]

mine are like ice cream cones

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

my tits hang round my ankles, id chose snooker balls in socks over mine any day

you know what, i feel like i've got that body dysmorphia thing or something, i feel massive, but i keep getting told i'm not iykwim? its just my fucking belly, its all saggy and minging! i saw my tattoo earlier haha, was like, wtf's that?

 

[vixforever]

alice, i'll make ya laugh like! my cousin is actually FAT and when i say FAT i mean FAT she had a tattoo pre-baby and said it didnt hurt.....cause it was done on her flab, i dread to think what it looks like now after her baby she was massive and is even bigger now

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

haha my dads mate had a tattoo of something, then had a baby, got REALLY fat, lost all the weight and it looks nothing like its meant to now

 

[vixforever]

just a tad stretched i imagine lol x

 

[FebMum2Be]

Times like this I'm so glad I didn't get a tat on my tummy before gettin up the duff