becoming prime minister

budge said:
if i was prime minister



there'd be no scroungers claming benefits Every fit person would work.

There'd be a better test for disabled people. i am sick of seeing so called disabled people who are fitter than i am!!!!

i would make it so that every mother was paid to stay home and take care of their child at home till it reached the age of 5.

disabled wagons would be history

Hooded shirts and tops would all be burned

caps would be illegal to wear

i would bring back corporal punishment

i would bring back the national service

i would ban 4x4



what would you ban/bring in?




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I have soooo many but one of my definate ones would be sentances.
If you commit a crime you have one 'get out card'
If you commit another crime. Tough. You go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect your giro :wink:
I would have set sentances, so for instances if you steal a car you will serve 5 years. No good behaviour, no getting out early. You WILL serve 5 years. The justice in the country is a joke.
I have given this a lot of thought over the years!!! :wink:
 
mummykay said:
where were u born xena??

its funny u say u werent born in this country yet i would never have thought any different then ppl think i was born in spain/china/thailand/greece when i was born in manchester lol :lol:

lol why do they think that? Exotic looks? hehe.

I was born in Paris - my daddy is a frog lol.
 
mummykay said:
i still love u M and im sure Teejy loves his bottles too lol! :hug:

some mums use boob, some use bottle - there is a CHOICE!! :D

thanks chicky! :hug: :hug:
 
Xena said:
mummykay said:
where were u born xena??

its funny u say u werent born in this country yet i would never have thought any different then ppl think i was born in spain/china/thailand/greece when i was born in manchester lol :lol:

lol why do they think that? Exotic looks? hehe.

I was born in Paris - my daddy is a frog lol.

yeah, mum was Thai hence me not havin an English rose look about me lol

cracks me up when ppl think i will come out this lovely exotic foreign accent and im like 'alriiiiiiiiight daaaaaarlin?' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

u were born in paris, ooh la la!! :lol:
 
i will hunt u and Teejy down and bring u both back and keep u here forever muhahaha lol :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
mummykay said:
i will hunt u and Teejy down and bring u both back and keep u here forever muhahaha lol :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

you're a nut case tonight!!!! (but I love you anyway!!!) :rotfl:
 
missac said:
mummykay said:
i will hunt u and Teejy down and bring u both back and keep u here forever muhahaha lol :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

you're a nut case tonight!!!! (but I love you anyway!!!) :rotfl:

im knackered lmao, when im tired i talk rubbish lol!!! :bored: :bored: but i still love u lol :rotfl: :hug:
 
budge said:
hello urchin.

i don't like the way my fun tongue in cheek thread hs gone. Could i please request for it to be deleted off the forum and for everyone to shake hands and forget about all the things said above.

We must get back to the matter in hand, converting everyone to being beret lovers....

I just logged back on and was like whoaaaa!!!! :?

Free berets for under 5's and OAP'S :cheer:
 
so.....whos coming over to my side then :lol:

I am also bringing back free milk for schools as I loved that when I was a kid and its so important for them!
 
free milk is good, and free chocolate... (though free fruit could be better). sorry though GGG, i have to say i'm a little too right to join your lefty club :)

although i can see your points just the same.

i should have read this thread when it started, but i thought it would be about gordon brown LOL
 
GGG I'll be on your side but possibly even more to the left. Def agree with the free milk for schools - I remember it too.

Immigration is an interesting one - half my family is Jewish and we're from Lithuania and Poland so for me immigration is ok. I was listening to a programme on Radio 4 the other day and apparently British farmers are calling for easier laws on short -term migrants looking for work as despite repeatedly advertising fruit-picking opportunities in the local job centres only about 30 or so British people took up the work. I think part of the problem here is that Blair's government did not prioritise training for jobs like electricians, plumbers etc (although we now have LOTS of plumbers as people saw the opportunity and got the training) so people in the UK now despise physical work. It also means our university standard education is falling which is a real shame. My government would provide good education across the board and provide real opportunities for all sectors not just university based education although naturally this would be improved also.

It's only within the last few years that immigrants into the country have outnumbered emigrants out of it, and I think most of that is because we are now getting lots of short-term immigrants in looking for work and picking up the jobs that are not being picked up in the job centres. I do agree there is probably a problem with some employers wanting short-term migrant labour to avoid paying the minimum wage and this should be addressed. Genuine asylum seekers in my opinion should always be given refuge - having read stuff by Liberty it seems that an awful lot of those seeking asylum are usually very well qualified Also we could probably do with people with great qualifications as our university system needs propping up so much....

I would say that the law of the land must be stuck too and that immigrants (short or long term) must be taught English. My lot had too and I think it helps integration, plus provides the migrant with a degree of autonomy. It would hopefully stop some the abuses of migrant labour mentioned above and in turn if there isn't a source of labour for easy abuse would make it better for British workers too. I would allow for cultural differences but where these rule against British law like honour killings then this would be an offense.

Women would def be able to receive some form of financial support for looking after their children but then they also wouldn't be penalised for taking 5 years out of their career to have them which often happens effectively here even if it's not often acknowledged. In my field of archaeology all the top lecturing jobs go to men as women simply cannot keep up with the academia the way it is currently structured. Child-rearing would receive much greater praise in my gov and wouldn't simply be seen as a second-rate life which I think sadly it often is.

I would keep same-sex marriages as I have lots of gay friends who will now be really happy that they can show their love for each other in this way :cheer:

I figure most of the above probably keeps me out of the beret-wearing party, but I could form a coalition on booby-feeding?
 
I just reaslied I didn't put my new law in.

Any ILLEGAL immigrants who get caught are NEVER allowed in legally. If they have a good case, then fine, let them apply and get in legally - I have no problem with that, but if they are found sneaking in they should NEVER be allowed to stay.
I think it would put people off trying to sneak in.
 
I think the problem is that a lot of people have difficulty differentiating between immigrants, illegal immigrants and asylum seekers.

There are people who come here for a better lifestyle, more opportunities for themselves and thier families - better education, health system and job prospects. They integrate well and contribute to society in a healthy and positive way.

There are others who come here because they no longer have a country. Their lives have been wrecked beyond any birtish citizens wildest imagination. They have been tortured, raped, forced to confess to traitorous acts they know nothing about. Imprisoned and beaten daily for nothing other than practising a different religion. They come here in desperation, their lives and heads screwed. They need us.

Then there are the very very small minority who jump on the bandwagon and come here purely to take advantage or disrupt our lives with terrorism. But they are such a small percentage, its such a shame everyone else gets tarred with the same brush.
 
I thought milk was still free in schools for children under 5? :?

Thats what they told me when we visited Josh's school last week :think:
 
x-kirsty-x said:
I thought milk was still free in schools for children under 5? :?

Thats what they told me when we visited Josh's school last week :think:

maybe, but it used to be you got a full pint of milk each with a straw that was handed round the classroom either mid-morning or mid-afternoon and this was for every child all through primary school.
 
glitzyglamgirl said:
x-kirsty-x said:
I thought milk was still free in schools for children under 5? :?

Thats what they told me when we visited Josh's school last week :think:

maybe, but it used to be you got a full pint of milk each with a straw that was handed round the classroom either mid-morning or mid-afternoon and this was for every child all through primary school.

Oh, ok then :)
 

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