Back from my little break

[Jaidy]

I should hope not lol

OH does it in public all the time and thinks its hilarious, it does my head!!

 

[Tasha20]

lol Oh does now and then but not all the time he gets abit red faced if he does out in public lol

 

[Tam]

Ha Ha Ha they first time I had a fanny fart with my OH after some very passionate love making I p*ssed myself laughing and he did too, I can't help but laugh.

Farting at night makes me laugh the most especialy when Oh has fallen asleep ill fart and laugh at myself very loudly because at the time its highly amusing, wake him up , he looks at me proper funny asking me whats wrong and why am I upset then realise im laughing and says " youve farted havnt you", then ill laugh some more

So you planning on blowing your baby out?! Who's gonna be catching the poor little'un?!

 

[Tasha20]

Ha lol I have always worried about what will happen when I give birth, that what if when im on all fours pushing the midwife is near and I fart !! lol I dont know if id piss myself laughing or cry

 

[Tam]

Ha lol I have always worried about what will happen when I give birth, that what if when im on all fours pushing the midwife is near and I fart !! lol I dont know if id p*ss myself laughing or cry

Well, I did a bit more than that & I didn't give a damn You lose ALL inhibitions !

 

[rusks]

Ha lol I have always worried about what will happen when I give birth, that what if when im on all fours pushing the midwife is near and I fart !! lol I dont know if id p*ss myself laughing or cry

don't joke i really do think this willl happen
since i have been pregnant i have had so much wind!! i used to do little farts and OH would know nothing about it now ......hold on to your hats!! the mystery has totally gone from our relationship i can tell you, but it is such a laugh!!

 

[Tam]

Watch out NHS, another blower on the horizon!!!!!!!!