BabyBrain
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I really don't think this little boy knows what he's let himself in for lol. Am sitting here with a sore nose and pulled muscle in my bump 
and here's why......
In my quest for sexy time I ran myself a nice warm bath hoping to attack my OH looking less like a werewolf and more like Marilyn Monroe (pfft yeah right lol). Ran the water, and I always measure it in our bath by putting my hand in straight down and if it comes to my wrist it's deep enough. However I forgot about the extra nearly 3 stone I've gained , lowered myself in and whoosh, a wall of water went flying over the side of the bath all over the floor
. All I could do was peer over the side of the bath whilst my sponge floated away towards the door and shout out for the OH to come and "help" clean up lol. That done, and feeling a bit sorry for myself I ordered us a chinese takeaway cos by then I was too deflated to cook.
Szechuan beef and Singapore noodles with crab claws and prawn toast duly arrived. Omg it was heaven, slightly spicy but not too bad. Still feeling rubbish about the weight gain I ate loads and loads. Totally satisfied, I sat back and took a sip of juice which promptly shot down my throat and into my left lung! I think I actually exploded! I coughed, burped, farted and sneezed all at the same time and by the time I stopped coughing I looked at my OH who was just aghast.....what? I asked......."erm you have noodles coming out of your nose" he replied. Cue lots of gagging and sneezing to remove said noodles and then I went to bed deeply ashamed of myself and feeling very sore and very unsexy
and here's why......In my quest for sexy time I ran myself a nice warm bath hoping to attack my OH looking less like a werewolf and more like Marilyn Monroe (pfft yeah right lol). Ran the water, and I always measure it in our bath by putting my hand in straight down and if it comes to my wrist it's deep enough. However I forgot about the extra nearly 3 stone I've gained , lowered myself in and whoosh, a wall of water went flying over the side of the bath all over the floor
. All I could do was peer over the side of the bath whilst my sponge floated away towards the door and shout out for the OH to come and "help" clean up lol. That done, and feeling a bit sorry for myself I ordered us a chinese takeaway cos by then I was too deflated to cook.Szechuan beef and Singapore noodles with crab claws and prawn toast duly arrived. Omg it was heaven, slightly spicy but not too bad. Still feeling rubbish about the weight gain I ate loads and loads. Totally satisfied, I sat back and took a sip of juice which promptly shot down my throat and into my left lung! I think I actually exploded! I coughed, burped, farted and sneezed all at the same time and by the time I stopped coughing I looked at my OH who was just aghast.....what? I asked......."erm you have noodles coming out of your nose" he replied. Cue lots of gagging and sneezing to remove said noodles and then I went to bed deeply ashamed of myself and feeling very sore and very unsexy
