An Ode to My Birthing Ball!

[Miracle babe]

I saw it on the internet
It was a lovely add
All in blue and lilac
And the price didn't seem too bad

They had a striking model
Sat upon the ball
She looked so well and healthy
No trace of pain at all

But looking back with hindsight
I think she was too thin
A pillow up her jumper
Feined the growing life within

There were no swollen ankles
No stretch marks to behold
Cause thats not advertising
And that wont get them sold

So like a blooming wally
I coughed up twenty quid
Told the hubby was a fiver
Thought thats what women did

So I waited in with baited breath
My package to arrive
But didnt hear the doorbell
Cause my washing was outside

So to the local office
I drove with hidden glee
With passport, bill and calling card
Just to prove its me

So now I have my birthing ball
I'm proud I'll have you know
I'm bouncing and I'm rocking
And I'm rolling to and fro

So let the labour come what may
I'm ready and I'm able
Its gonna be an easy ride
It says so on the label!

 

[Rubys mummy]

Fantastic!!!!! You are nuts

 

[budge]

BRAVO!

 

[Jade89]

 

[Vicki83]

Excellent!

 

[hev&madi]

 

[skatty]

That's my favourite so far! Excellent

 

[Jo]

Yay

Ecore, Encore

 

[kayzee]

more more more

 

[chezzabell]

 

[nikki1306]

great hun xx