Alternative uses for breast pads....

[CH0C0H0LIC]

Had squidgy boobies this morning so went and bought some disposable breast pads from Boots....

Took them home opened the box and then spent the afternoon with OH playing Frizbee with one

So I am starting this thread because:
A. I am a big kid
B. Pregnancy has caused my brain to stop functioning to it's full capacity and I have lost the ability to type anything even slightly intellectual on the forum (so please just this once lower your standards and meet me halfway so I don't get lonely in marshmallowbrain land)

All you have to do is type in an alternative use for a breast pad, the wackier the better... lets see how many we can think of!!!

My apologies to sensible people but hopefully my sanity will find me again soon

Sarah xxx

 

[lea m]

Im sorry Im far too sensible for this thread

LMAO

 

[Rosebay]

a coaster...?

+++

 

[*Star*]

floating bath boats for the kids

 

[fran_23]

strap them to your ears when the neighbours are being a bit too noisy!
When you go out clubbing stick 5 in each side of your bra for an extra lift
soak them in water put them in the freezer and use them as refreshing eye pads for when you've had lots of sleepless nights!
give them to your kids to use as knee pads when skating/skateboarding!

 

[emmie]

skull cap for jewish people lol

 

[hanti-boo]

well my hubby has started to use them out in the garage, mainky for checking the oil on his car so he doesn't get his oily rag too oily!! lol.

i found this yesterday and found it highly amusing.

http://www.breastfeeding.com/helpme/hel ... k_man.html

it stays on the same lines as the thread i think,............. ..............just

 

[hennaly]

wow some fab suggestions ladies,
Could place some cucumber under them and place them over your eyes

 

[aramintalovegrove]

Eye patch for pirate fancy dress.

Modisty patches for men that insist on walking around with their tops off

post it notes

Xmas decorations

 

[hennaly]

I think we should start a new thread with pictures of the most inventive thing you can personally make or do with a breast pad