why do girls wear make-up and perfume

[trixipaws]

coz theyre ugly and they smell!

LOL i heard that joke on the radio the other day iv forgotten how funny and childish it is! and yes i do wear make-up and perfume, i am therefore ugly and stinky!

 

[MrsBrightside]

The more childish the joke the better they are I always like...

What do you call a 2 legged donkey.......

a wonkey


hahahaha always cracks me up.... simple things and all that

 

[beanie]

what's et short for????
























cos he's got little legs

 

[MrsBrightside]

aint it daft, they really are the best jokes!!!

 

[~*Leanne*~]

U lot are craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy ladies!!!!

 

[budge]

coz theyre ugly and they smell!

LOL i heard that joke on the radio the other day iv forgotten how funny and childish it is! and yes i do wear make-up and perfume, i am therefore ugly and stinky!

i often ask that myself. I have never worn makeup. Why do you girls who wear makeup wear it?

 

[dannii87]

That ET one!!! HAHA!!

I have a joke too;

A husband took his wife out to a Chinese restaurant and the waiter came over, took their order and a short time later brought their dishes.

They tucked into their starters when the women noticed a pair of beady eyes poking out of the pot in the middle, as soon as she looked, the lid closed again. She thought she was going crazy until it happened again. 2 little eyes poking out of the top of the pot, then the lid would close. This went on for some time and she eventually (realising she wasn't mad after all) told her husband who then saw it for himself.

Her husband called the waiter over and said "I don't know what's going on here, but there are 2 beady eyes poking out of that pot" the waiter simply smiled and replied "you did order Peking Duck madam"



x

 

[dannii87]

coz theyre ugly and they smell!

LOL i heard that joke on the radio the other day iv forgotten how funny and childish it is! and yes i do wear make-up and perfume, i am therefore ugly and stinky!

i often ask that myself. I have never worn makeup. Why do you girls who wear makeup wear it?

Coz we're ugly & smell! xx

 

[dannii87]

Just thought of another one!

A 60 year old husband & wife were getting ready for a fancy dress party where the theme was "food"... The old man dressed as a hotdog and the old lady planned to go as a tin of beans. As she was putting her leg in the zip broke and she said "oh no!! The zip has broken, what am I going to do?" and he said "oh dear, never mind, just pull your fanny lips over your head and go as a sugar puff"

 

[Hazel]

What's brown and sticky?






































A stick

 

[budge]

coz theyre ugly and they smell!

LOL i heard that joke on the radio the other day iv forgotten how funny and childish it is! and yes i do wear make-up and perfume, i am therefore ugly and stinky!

i often ask that myself. I have never worn makeup. Why do you girls who wear makeup wear it?

Coz we're ugly & smell! xx

 

[~*Leanne*~]

Why do you girls who wear makeup wear it?

i always wear make-up - i feel sooooo self-consious if i dont!!! couple of years back we had a break in at home and my make up case was stolen i fess i didnt go to work the following day as i didnt have any make up - made my mum go to town to fetch me a whole new stash!!

 

[helsekia]

my OH thinks im mad cos im chuckling!

 

[lea m]

my OH thinks im mad cos im chuckling!

Same here hahahaha
A sugar puff!?? hahahahaha

 

[helsekia]

yeah but OH chckled too when i told him them