Why are men stupid?

[Miracle babe]

I put my little girl to bed tonight and when I came back down stairs I said to the hubby "I'm struggling". He then asks me "why?".
Not sure how unreasonable my reaction to him was but HELL ISNT IT OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the size of a barn
Cant do up my own shoes
Am throwing up
Am swiging Gaviscon from the bottle due to heartburn
Am so breathless after walking to the KITCHEN!
Not sleeping

The list goes on. Cant believe the insensitive bathplug had the audacity to ask WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[budge]

oh great a man hating thread!

Just what i need today Well done miracle babe.

i cannot answer your question though im afraid. The unfortunate truth is that most men are stupid. The only conclusion i can reach is that they like being that way.

 

[Miracle babe]

Oh I wouldnt go so far as saying its a man hating thread.

The thing is my hubby is a defence solicitor and whatever you say to him he wants to disect and really get to the bottom of it, he's the only man I know who can finish an argument with the words 'Objection your honour'
There are times when I could cheerfully batter him over the head with a wet kipper

 

[budge]

oh that sounds boring
id hate everything i say disecting.

Just keep telling him you're constipated.
He couldn't possibly disect that and get to the bottom of it!!!! or could he?????

oh my!!! im laughing at my own jokes again! stop me no don't i like it

 

[Miracle babe]

PMSL I wouldnt put anything past him, he's watching CSI at the moment and probably getting ideas

 

[chezzabell]

LMAO @ budge

Hun all men are stupid there no answers as to why i just hope woman arnt talking about my son like this is years to come. Last night my daughter was sick on the living floor so i was tidying it, after i washed the floor i got the hoover out and was hoovering my OH was waiting to go and night shift and he told me to put the hoover away cos he wanted some rest before night shift OMG i went mental at all him Rest what the hell is rest!!!.Yea lets give the men rest i mean they have it hard dont they!!!!

Stupid stupid men they are only good for one thing!!

 

[Jo]

LMAO @ budge
Stupid stupid men they are only good for one thing!!

and even then there is ways around it

 

[lauramumof2]

They really do test your patience dont they. I cant complain about mine too much. He sits on the fence so much he has skelfs up his bum. Never get the wrong answer off him despite the fact I know sometimes he is bullshitting me.

 

[mummykay]

my OHs not too bad, i get food, massages and cuddles on demand so cant complain really - all he asks for is his dinner cooked when he gets in from work!!

 

[Yvanne]

i need 2 nice 2 mine at the mo cos hes all injured, still gettin my little digs in tho, life wouldnt b the same wiout tormentin some bloke!!!