Whats your Jeremy Kyle headline?

[FebMum2Be]

love it! Mine would be too long to have a title but I'll give you the jist..

My cousin is 15, his mummy is M and his auntie is P.. His daddy is G.. P and G have lived together for a few years now, so its his daddy and his auntie, but he's technically his uncle as well.. Hmmm lol my 2 aunties are fine with it though

Also 35 years ago my daddys daddy went to the shop for a bap and never came back.. Fucker crawled back when my lovely Granny passed away.. I refused to set eyes on him, he's going blind and wanted to see everyone, tough luck.. Left my granny with 8 children, one son recently dead and never even left a note, I would bring him on JK solely to let the audience throw things at him! X

 

[Princess81]

Gawd this all makes mine sound tame (apart from the fake pregnancy thing but that was nowt to do with me)!

 

[FebMum2Be]

That's only 2 of mine, my family should be on eastenders I never seen the fake preg thing! X

 

[Mamafy]

"going out with best friend but married you instead"

 

[Mamafy]

That's only 2 of mine, my family should be on eastenders I never seen the fake preg thing! X

Awww Jen search the girlie room, its not to be missed

 

[Princess81]

I'm so sure Jen did see it! How could she possibly have missed it?

 

[Princess81]

"going out with best friend but married you instead"

actually mine could be "Met my boyfriend on my OWN hen night" how did I forget about that one!!

 

[Mamafy]

"going out with best friend but married you instead"

actually mine could be "Met my boyfriend on my OWN hen night" how did I forget about that one!!

You see, we'll squeeze the gossip out of you all eventually

 

[FebMum2Be]

I'm a plank! I did my "friend" had a similar thing going lol I remember! What's wrong with people?! X

 

[isobel84]

this is so funny

 

[Yodabo]

Jayne - is that the one where she was giving different due dates and we were wondering how they were doing it and he hadn't noticed a cushion up her top? Lmao

 

[Princess81]

Yes, that is the very one!!

 

[Mamafy]

It was much like an elephants pregnancy if I remember right

 

[Princess81]

Yes, yes it was

 

[Yodabo]

I think I read that thread open mouthed all the way through haha! I reckon someone should ressurect it to bring back memories, I'm too lazy to look for it! Lmao

 

[FebMum2Be]

Search "scandal" that's how I got it x

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

"in love with my best mate's kid's dad" although we became friends after we got together!

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

I would be up there throttling my big sister..

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

OooOOOOoooo my sister could be on there! "I told my fiancée I wasn't cheating, I'm now expecting the other man's baby!"

 

[FebMum2Be]

I love this! Fab idea Mamafy! And may I add its laaaavely to have you back