whats the most bizarre thing u have cut ur self on

[rhian85]

........cuz i have just really sliced my finger open on the LID OF A COTTAGE CHEESE TUB....WTF??? but it was blody sharp....

 

[Craig]

toilet handle resulting in me having a few inch long scar on my wrist and no feelings in my pinky lol

 

[mary70]

i was opening a food prosessor and ran my finger round the top of the box to undo the selotape that was holding it and the blade was uncovered underneath and cut the top of my finger off needed micro surgery to sew it bk on

 

[rhian85]

toilet handle resulting in me having a few inch long scar on my wrist and no feelings in my pinky lol

wow that is weird...

 

[Melanie]

i was opening a food prosessor and ran my finger round the top of the box to undo the selotape that was holding it and the blade was uncovered underneath and cut the top of my finger off needed micro surgery to sew it bk on

Holy crap Mary! I bloody hope you complained to the company!!!

 

[Tangerinedream]

You've heard of a paper cut right? Well I got a corrigated cardboard cut a couple of times

 

[kazlin]

My own tongue

Seriously...probably just paper

 

[jools221181]

Letters! I used to get so many paper cuts being a postie!

 

[xrachx]

i just cut my little finger this morning, i reached into the cupboard to take out a gift set (for my sons g/f's bday) and i cut my finger on the corner of the plastic box, it didnt half hurt!

 

[pilkers]

I stood on a plug once and it left 3 huge holes in my foot...fecking wrecked... does that count!?

 

[xrachx]

I stood on a plug once and it left 3 huge holes in my foot...fecking wrecked... does that count!?

awww that reminds me, a few years ago i was decorating and i came down the ladder and stood on a triangular scraper, it went in my flip-flop (it was summer) and in my foot, i had to pull it out, it was so painful!

 

[rhian85]

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ouch u have just reminded me of when i was working in a busy restaurant in 'Abersoch (north wales) we had one of them scrapper thingys to clean the griddle down..only one VERY busy lunch service i couldnt seperate two burgers so i stuck the scrapper in as far as i could and slammed it down on to the units - the burgers seperated alright but i had no idea that the end of the scrapped had gone straight thru my thumb
there was blood everywhere all over me, the floor, the burgers

funny tho it was so deep that i didint feel any pain until after it had been stitched..my boss's face when he saw all the blood was a picture he went a very white shade of pale

i still have a scar from it

 

[paradysso]

i cut my finger off does that count was only a notice board on the wall

 

[lucyk]

I currently have my left hand strapped up because on thursday i was washing the pots and my hand went straight through a glass. It has sliced my knuckle off and really hurts.

 

[Tangerinedream]

OMG this thread is making me feel faint

 

[xrachx]

ohhh this is getting gruesome...my stomach is starting to turn!

 

[evemarie8]

Some of those stories are making me icky!

I was running at a party once with a dolphin shaped bottle opener in my pocket. I was a bit pissed, fell over and the tail end went right in my belly! To this day it still looks like an apendix scar!

 

[*Cupcake*]

When I was really drunk about a year ago I took my jeans off and stood on the back of my belt buckle. This horrid pain just shot up my leg which made me jump. Then I realised the sticky outy bit of the buckle was stuck in my foot. So there I was 3am in the morning screaming for someone to help me as I couldnt move due to the weight of my jeans and I couldnt pull the buckle out. Finally my friend woke up and after a few minutes of pulling and alot of blood I was free. I then puked all over myself... Classy.

It was a buckle like this.

 

[nickilubs]

I cut myself on my own cooking.

I made caramel/toffee stuff and was breaking it all up with my hands and there was loads of little paper cut type cuts all over them!

 

[aramintalovegrove]

I too got a cut from a toilet, I broke a bit off the corner of the lid to the top of the back bit and when I went to flush cut my knuckles.

Also speared my palm with a pointed straw from a drinks carton