There is a lesson here.
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>>
>>
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>> >Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
>> >
>> >"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
>>home was
>>
>> >take off my trousers," he said.
>> >"I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.
>> >
>> >When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that
>>she
>> >couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
>> >
>> >"I told her, of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
>>this
>> >family and I always will.
>> >
>> >"Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
>> >
>> >Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone
>>after
>> >the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave
>>them to
>>
>> >Jill and told her to put them on.
>> >
>> >Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't
>>possibly wear
>>
>> >them.
>> >
>> >
>> >"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this
>>relationship and
>>
>> >I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
>> >
>> >Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
>> >
>> >"Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too
>>small.
>> >
>> >"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
>> >
>> >"Exactly," replied Jill.
>> >
>> >"And if you don't change your f**king attitude, you never will."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
>> >
>> >"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
>>home was
>>
>> >take off my trousers," he said.
>> >"I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.
>> >
>> >When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that
>>she
>> >couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
>> >
>> >"I told her, of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
>>this
>> >family and I always will.
>> >
>> >"Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
>> >
>> >Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone
>>after
>> >the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave
>>them to
>>
>> >Jill and told her to put them on.
>> >
>> >Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't
>>possibly wear
>>
>> >them.
>> >
>> >
>> >"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this
>>relationship and
>>
>> >I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
>> >
>> >Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
>> >
>> >"Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too
>>small.
>> >
>> >"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
>> >
>> >"Exactly," replied Jill.
>> >
>> >"And if you don't change your f**king attitude, you never will."
