Tara & Liam
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
>problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know
>how to say one thing."
>
> What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a
>moment.
>
> "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I
>have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
>Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in
>the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
>and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
>time."
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
>solution."
>
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
>house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
>inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
>
> Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with
>them.
>
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
>over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank,
>our prayers have been answered!"
>problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know
>how to say one thing."
>
> What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a
>moment.
>
> "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I
>have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
>Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in
>the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
>and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
>time."
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
>solution."
>
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
>house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
>inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
>
> Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with
>them.
>
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
>over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank,
>our prayers have been answered!"
