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[monster_munch]

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There are other scenarios at the index!!

This is my story

New Puppy
We got a puppy budgie the other day. She was so cute and tubby -- the bestest puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our boobies, sat quietly in my lover's lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely sigh in the 47 inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and grope a path. She got cold very quickly, so we brought her inside and shot her by the fire.

We named her Bob. We were deciding between that and Jeepers Creepers, so we flipped a forum to choose. We were also thinking about the name Baby, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Willy would be a great name for a dog, but my lover didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Shack, because that's where we live, but since ever since she waddled on the rug, I'm thinking Chav is more in order.

One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a pink ball that chokes when you roll it, a very large topic she can chew on, and an user to play tug-of-war with. She's skinny when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our smilies, too.

 

[Babylicious]

We got a puppy gerbil the other day. She was so cute and cold -- the best puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our shoulders, sat quietly in my enemy's lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely yell in the fifty inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and grope a path. She got cold very nastily, so we brought her inside and touched her by the fire.

We named her Stephanie. We were deciding between that and Hooray, so we flipped an e to choose. We were also thinking about the name Woman, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Heel would be a great name for a dog, but my enemy didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Cottage, because that's where we live, but since ever since she flirted on the rug, I'm thinking Maniac is more in order.

One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a red ball that chokes when you roll it, a big filing cabinet she can chew on, and a wrench to play tug-of-war with. She's wet when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our slugs, too.

 

[monster_munch]

The Fishing Incident
One decade I went fishing -- fishing invariably makes me horny. Most people like to fish in streams, but I, in my lust, like to fish in field. Standing dirtily, I baited the hook with a willy (and a couple of horny nipples for good measure), leaned back, and quickly cast my fishing booby. I waited for a whole century, swallowing to relieve the boredom, when finally a fart caught my attention. Naughtily, I pulled and flirted on my fishing booby, straining until my last ounce of arrogance was gone, and reeled in my catch.

I was exhausted. There, lying before me like a sexy front bottom on a pig's armpit, was a giant bottom. As if that weren't hot enough, the bottom, to my utmost desperation, started to shag.

Greedily, I dropped my fishing booby and ran back to my love shack, without looking back. I don't know when I've been so dirty

 

[Becks&Riley]

We got a puppy monkey the other day. She was so cute and soft -- the loudest puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our legs, sat quietly in my boyfriend's lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely shout in the 666 inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and shagg a path. She got cold very sarcastically, so we brought her inside and warned her by the fire.

We named her Damien. We were deciding between that and Yehhh Man , so we flipped a toilet seat to choose. We were also thinking about the name Man, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Fanny would be a great name for a dog, but my boyfriend didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Flat, because that's where we live, but since ever since she sniffled on the rug, I'm thinking Dickhead is more in order.

One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a pink ball that laughs when you roll it, a tiny front door she can chew on, and a coke bottle to play tug-of-war with. She's loud when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our flowers, too

 

[xSuzx]

We got a puppy ant the other day. She was so cute and cute -- the fastest puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our legs, sat quietly in my momma's lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely cuddle in the four inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and love a path. She got cold very hungerily, so we brought her inside and ate her by the fire.

We named her Lily. We were deciding between that and Yay, so we flipped a bonnie to choose. We were also thinking about the name Tiddler, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Tail would be a great name for a dog, but my momma didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Home, because that's where we live, but since ever since she missed on the rug, I'm thinking Nerd is more in order.

One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a blue ball that wiggles when you roll it, a tiny dog she can chew on, and a puppy to play tug-of-war with. She's fluffy when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our cats, too


We ate ours
xSuzx

 

[frangelle]

We got a puppy monkey the other day. She was so cute and squidgy -- the sexiest puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our lungs, sat quietly in my mother-in-law's lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely sit in the 23 inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and touch a path. She got cold very rudely, so we brought her inside and ate her by the fire.

We named her Hyacinth. We were deciding between that and Wahoo!!, so we flipped a bottle to choose. We were also thinking about the name Old Lady, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Kidney would be a great name for a dog, but my mother-in-law didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Caravan, because that's where we live, but since ever since she thought on the rug, I'm thinking Knob is more in order.

One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a baby pink ball that laughs when you roll it, a huge fish she can chew on, and a halo to play tug-of-war with. She's long when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our dishes, too.

 

[frangelle]

I just did this one too!!!!

As I was meandering harshly down the cave one fine summer's weekend, the most obnoxious, luscious transvestite confidently sat me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, banging my tonsil at him sweetly, "That was terribly sweaty of you. I demand an apology."

The transvestite fell at me bitchily and sat me again, this time with both ovaries.

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more nicely. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to fondle you. You're a very soft transvestite, I must say."

"I can't stop," the transvestite said sarcastically. "You see, my mother was a fireman, my father was shiny, and the trauma was just too much. I'm damp as an elephant, I'm long to say."

At hearing his hairy story, I felt for him. But I ate the rough dick head anyway and moved on.

 

[Melly+2]

New Puppy
We got a puppy giraffe the other day. She was so cute and dirty -- the loudest puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our elbows, sat quietly in my uncle's lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely convulse in the twelve inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and hug a path. She got cold very cleverly, so we brought her inside and washed her by the fire.

We named her Jennifer. We were deciding between that and Wow, so we flipped a milk carton to choose. We were also thinking about the name Lady, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Nostril would be a great name for a dog, but my uncle didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Castle, because that's where we live, but since ever since she fell on the rug, I'm thinking Idiot is more in order.

One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a brown ball that laughs when you roll it, a tiny leaf she can chew on, and a horseshoe to play tug-of-war with. She's silky when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our drainpipes, too.