Sympathy pains

[emma28]

Is anyone elses DH/OH experiencing these?

Mine has a new sympton everyday and its driving me mad.....it's like whatever I'm going through, he has it worse. Not that I am actively looking for sympathy as there's nowt wrong except a few normal achey pains, but he has has sickness, migraines, heartburn and sore hips. This morning he gets up hardley able to walk because of the pain in his pelvis

I am about ready to kill him and become a single parent.

 

[Squiglet]

Mine does... but obviously being a man, his are 5x worse... lol..

At the moment I have a cold... that's sorta gone onto my chest. Besides the CONSTANT coughing and the ganky stuff that keeps being produced... he has now got a "chest infection" even though he hasn't been coughing that much.

Then there was the morning sickness.. that he got... the back pain... that he got... then the stomach cramps that he got.

And when last night I decided to poke him in the stomach so that he too could experience the wondrous joy of what it's like to suffer internal GBH at the hands of his unborn child, he has the audacity to tell me that he's read forums and they say it's not fair that the men should have to suffer because their wifes/gf's are pregnant... So I kicked him in the shins..

 

[fothers]

I am off to work now absolutely full of a horrible cold- and of course can't take any meds.

OH also has the same cold, is lying fast asleep in bed because he works for a nice employer and they would rather he kept the germs to himself, he of course is doped up to the eyeballs on cold and flu remedies and probably feels MUCH better than me

 

[emma28]

Thanks you lot.

I am so pleased I am not the only one married to a muppet.



I have swollen hands today, I shall be interesed to see how he manages that later

 

[pilkers]

My OH has a "cold" and all I've heard for the past couple of nights is him sniffing and moaning about how he can't breathe (try having a baby's arse under your ribs and then you'll know how hard it is to breathe matey!)

This morning he got out of bed to make breakfast and oh my god you'd have thought he was at deaths door! I laughed my head off! Bloody man flu!

 

[laura-82]

Johns not having any sympathy illnesses but said he is putting on weight so that I don't feel so bad about being a fattie

 

[emma28]

 

[pilkers]

Give his cock n balls a good yank...hmm I guess thats thats what the baby engaging will feel like ...and mabey put something up his bum at same time as it feels like you constantly need a crap.

If I think of anymore comparisons Ill let you know lol.

pushing a grape/olive out of the japs eye?! (and thats being kind!)

 

[Kylie1007]

Mine has the nerve to say "I'm fed up of waiting for this baby now. Make it come out As if I am not fed up too!!! My God it would kill him if he had to carry it around for 9 months!!

 

[alfie]

[quote="Squiglet]So I kicked him in the shins.. [/quote]

I think maybe you were aiming too low there!!!!

 

[ella]

 

[Squiglet]

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I've lost the ability to aim any higher now.. the bumps in the way... My DH is doped up to the eyeballs too... but is obviously toooo ill to go to work... What I wouldn't give for some expectorant...

 

[Kimbo]

you lot