Superwoman...

[emilia]

As you all know, my DH does not live here with us during the week. In fact, he hasn't been home for 3 weeks and we haven't been to see him either due to circumstances...... anyway.....
We've only had nookie once (although I have helped out when I could ) considering we don't share a bed at the moment. He called me this morning and asked me if we'll ever have passion in our marriage again?


Well, I've never laughed so much in my life! It would seem that I have all the time in the world to run my house, get 2 kids ready for school (they leave house at 7am), look after Oscar, my elderly mum, 2 dogs, one cat not to mention school pick-ups, shopping, bills and general house keeping AND still have a few minutes spare for PHONE SEX!!! Honestly... if you were in my situation, wouldn;t you rather have a cuppa tea???

Must say, both DH and I had a good laugh about it. He's (as we speak) probably working up his appetite, cause kids and I are going to see him tomorrow for 5 days. Can't wait.... I want to cuddle him too.....

I've since realised, I might just be SUPERWOMAN

Emilia xx

 

[Yvonne]

Lol Emilia,

At least you can have a brew while doing phone sex! you can't with the real thing.

 

[Rosieroo]

Actually Emilia I think you are! I think you do a wonderful job all the way out there and I applaud you! You've got a little baby that you've had plugged in 24/7 and a whole host of other responsibilities and your still sane and have always got a nice word for others.

 

[emilia]

I feel a tear coming! Thanks Rosieroo and Amy's mum, too!!
xx

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

i agree 'braydons step mummy' i think u r great u give out brilliant advice and i think your family are so lucky to have u i hope they realise how lucky

 

[Yvonne]

Oh well i feel stupid,
I was the only one that replied about the sex, rather than the point of the post!! Sorry!!

And no i'm not sex mad, OH can vouch for that!!! Lol

 

[beanie]

Yeah yeah Amy's mum we believe you . I actually agree, phone sex with a nice cup of tea - I love my tea at the moment especially with a couple of choccy digestives.

I agree Emilia, I take my hat off to you. You are always there with reassuring words and I think you are great

 

[emilia]

Don't worry Amy's mum..... you made a valid point!! You couldn't by any chance write me a script to read to DH over the phone, could you? You seem to know all the tricks of the trade!!!!!!!!!! only joking.....

Emilia xx

 

[tracyM]

They need to get a move on with this cloning malarky. One for work, one for kids, one for OH, one for housework, and one to sit on the sofa all day munching choccies

 

I love my tea at the moment especially with a couple of choccy digestives.

You and your digestive baby

I read it meaning about sex too!! Oh dear
I'd rather have a cuppa than phone sex - phone sex makes me think of those women who sit on the other end of a phone with their cushion zips pretending it's their thigh high 6inch stilleto heeled boots
I couldn't keep a straight face!!
But then if needs must - put the kettle on and pick up that phone