someone slap me!

[trixipaws]

OH. MY. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ye gods!!!! iv lost the plot has anyone seen my plot anywhere??

i am the biggest, fattest TTC monster wearing a great big TTC coloured TTC T-shirt with TTC patterns all over it and i live in TTC cottage along TTC road in TTC town where i sit and chirrup TTC tunes all day while eating TTC teacakes

and as if i need to remind y'all I'M NOT EVEN TTC YET why am i so obsessed i am beyond help arent i

y'all better hope i get my BFP soon because otherwise - i - am - gonna - drive - y'all - NUTS!!!!!!!!

grrr why am i tryna convince myself that i am feeling sniffley and got that little tickley feeling in the back of my throat today because i am preggas

firstly didnt even get jiggy on ovulation day anyway OR the day before, so its not likely

secondly WHY AM I EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ANYWAY i'm NOT SUPPOSED to be hoping to be preggas this month!

 

[Meggiewoo]

SSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Can I come see your TTC cottage? How many bedrooms you got?


Kim x x x x

 

[Sahara]

O no don't put ideas in my head - now you got me thinking about my sore throat and snuffly nose

OH yeah SLAP!!!

 

[LouF]

SLAP SLAP SLAP !!!!! Any better? !!!!

 

[sam27]

maybe he has super spermies that are laying in wait??

 

[c stokes]

SLAP SLAP i think i need to slap meself though coz am just as bad. x