Silliest injury youve had or heard of?

[leckershell]

eeeeew

I heard something like that but it was a women who was rotting because he husband had sex with a dead person (he worked with dead people) and then he had sex with her and the bacteria that eats your body started eating her. Dont know if its true or not

Also rank

Didn't he have a shower in between?

 

[jenna]

eeeeew

I heard something like that but it was a women who was rotting because he husband had sex with a dead person (he worked with dead people) and then he had sex with her and the bacteria that eats your body started eating her. Dont know if its true or not

Also rank

Didn't he have a shower in between?

I dont know lol.

 

[Snuggle]

Ew

I was jumping up and down on sofa when I was 3 and the springs went which catapulted me out of the window and I smashed all my top teeth out, I was gumsy for years

 

[Vicki83]

Eurgh, couldn't she just have bought a rampant rabbit instead!

My stupidest injury was when i fell off the pavement and tore my achilles tendon!

 

[leckershell]

Eurgh, couldn't she just have bought a rampant rabbit instead!

My stupidest injury was when i fell off the pavement and tore my achilles tendon!

You feel off the pavement? Was it one of those really high ones? (I remember them really annoying me cos when you ride your bike off them it really hurts your ass)

 

[emma28]

My litlle sister fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. While they were in plaster we all had to take turns wiping her bum and feeding her. She was 13 and is still embaressed when we mention it

 

[Vicki83]

Eurgh, couldn't she just have bought a rampant rabbit instead!

My stupidest injury was when i fell off the pavement and tore my achilles tendon!

You feel off the pavement? Was it one of those really high ones? (I remember them really annoying me cos when you ride your bike off them it really hurts your ass)

No, that's the embarassing thing about it, just a normal one!

 

[libs]

On holiday - they had those pavements that then just dropped down loads to the shops, was just telling Josh to be careful cos he was messing round..and fell down myself twisted my ankle and couldn't walk all holiday

and I once walked into a door - stone cold sober, don't know what i was doing. Now try going into A&E with a fractured nose and 2 black eyes and saying I walked into a door... I couldn't leave for ages as they started lecturing me about domestic violence and wouldn't believe I was single and lived alone

 

[Tangerinedream]

My mate (the one i mentioned earlier) used to fall over all the time- she wasnt drunk or anything. She fell over once and all these grannies fussed over her and made sure she was alright. As she walked off she fell over again

Another time I was walking down the street with her (again, both sober) she fell over right and landed right into my path causing me to to fall over her... we must have looked like a right pair

Sarah, that goldfish story was nasty

 

[lozzi]

when i was 11, i was walking back thru the headstones, after puttin some flowers on my grans grave, there was a fallen headstone, so as you do when your young. i attempted to just jump over it.

didnt make it, slipped on the headstone and broke my wrist....


but it gets better...


3 DAYS before it was due to come off, i was out on my bike, fell off it, and my thumb snapped over the cast.

so i had to have another 6 weeks in plaster with my thumb rigid.. haha

 

[Louise0410]

My aunt works in a & e

shes a real joker n so funny so not surfe if thsi is real or not i can never rtell but its so funny i asked her 2 tell me the worst things shes saw in a & e

There was this couple who really enjoyed sex so one night they decided to try something new the guy was gona b a superhere so he tied his wife to the bed post (arms and legs) climbed on top of a unit in the room and leapt from it onto his wife altho he missed the bed and landed on the floor and broke both his legs. a few days later the woman was admitted to hospital with malnutrition as her husband couldnt get 2 the fone with his legs broken and the woman was tied naked 2 the bed lmao



omg if thats true its soo funny imagine lol

luv lou n keryn xxxxxxx

 

[Kylie1007]

A kid in my class didn't exactly injure himself but swallowed a staple! How daft. I think he got rather tired of the "Staple foods" jokes that followed.

 

[okiegirl]

lmao their all so funy rofl

 

[Tara & Liam]

i was about 7 and watching tom and jerry where tom stands on a rake and it hits him in the head, and youve guessed it, i wanted to see if that really happens, and yes it does right in the nose and it really does hurt.