Sex Toys

[budge]

lol OH wanted to get one so he could do both holes

I refused

OMG!!!

 

[Freya]

If my OH ever said anything like that to me I would reply with 'of course darling as long as we can try it out on you first '

 

[budge]

If my OH ever said anything like that to me I would reply with 'of course darling as long as we can try it out on you first '

 

[Flossy82]

Lmao at you budge i was going to buy it for me to try on him!!!!!!

 

[budge]

Lmao at you budge i was going to buy it for me to try on him!!!!!!

omg you must hate him. i slipped my finger up my hubbys back side for fun and he nearly hit the ceiling and not with pleasure
He didn't walk straight for a week either the poor lamb

 

[Flossy82]

Omg You brave women i wouldnt in a million years even think of going near my o/h's ass knowing the vile smeels etc he makes out of there

 

[Freya]

 

[budge]

I WAS DRINK!!!! HONEST !!!

 

[Flossy82]

Thats what you tell us though budge!

 

[Tasha20]

Lmao at you budge i was going to buy it for me to try on him!!!!!!

omg you must hate him. i slipped my finger up my hubbys back side for fun and he nearly hit the ceiling and not with pleasure
He didn't walk straight for a week either the poor lamb

OH wanted me to try it once for the crack ( no pun intended!) and he didnt like it

 

[Flossy82]

The only thing which put me off about sex toys was when we went to live his parents for a while his mum was like "Dont worry we have hidden all the bondage and sex toys away" And another time she was like "dont worry we hear everything that goes on in this house i mean ewww the thought of doing the dee after that for the thought of her listening

 

[Freya]

Talk about TMI Flossy - I thought my OH mum was quite open and liberal - mind you she is dutch

 

[budge]

The only thing which put me off about sex toys was when we went to live his parents for a while his mum was like "Dont worry we have hidden all the bondage and sex toys away" And another time she was like "dont worry we hear everything that goes on in this house i mean ewww the thought of doing the dee after that for the thought of her listening

I'D HAVE DONE IT ALL THE LOUDER IF I WERE YOU

 

[violet-glow]

Omg god would you believe it?! my oh wants me to invest in one of the following

OMG why on earth would he want you to shove that thing up him.

 

[Flossy82]

I'D HAVE DONE IT ALL THE LOUDER IF I WERE YOU

Ewww hell no i often wondered when we come down in the morning etc if she knew what we might have been getting up to if she listens

Not sure VG but his ass is enough to scare even the bravest of people away!!!!!

 

[budge]

I'D HAVE DONE IT ALL THE LOUDER IF I WERE YOU

Ewww hell no i often wondered when we come down in the morning etc if she knew what we might have been getting up to if she listens

Not sure VG but his ass is enough to scare even the bravest of people away!!!!!

were you serious then about him wanting it shoved up his anal passage

are you sure hes not a back door bandit

 

[Tasha20]

a back door bandit f'inhell budge

 

[budge]

a back door bandit f'inhell budge

if my hubby was asking santa for one of those for his own behind then i would seriously question whether he was catching the right bus

 

[Tasha20]

pmsl

 

[Flossy82]

Omg i hope he's not batting for the otherside budge if not id have something to worry about!!!!