Sex Toys

Flossy82 said:
Omg i hope he's not batting for the otherside budge if not id have something to worry about!!!! :rotfl:

i reckon you have something to worry about already flossy :shock:
 
Hahaha i have wondered before now if he wasnt wanting to turn to being a wowan after seeing him in my bra once :shock: Only kidding that was for a laugh but it made me wonder though! :wink:
 
Flossy82 said:
Hahaha i have wondered before now if he wasnt wanting to turn to being a wowan after seeing him in my bra once :shock: Only kidding that was for a laugh but it made me wonder though! :wink:

OMG *faints*
 
Just woke up and come to read this - best laugh I've had at 7.00 in the morning in ages. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
I think he maybe a cross dresser on the quiet you know!!! :wink: :rotfl:
 
laetitia85 said:
some of these toys look like weapons of mass destruction

i agree! some of them scare the shite out of me :shock:
 
my DH once decided to act out that advert where the woman comes home - throws back the duvet and finds her husband in her underwear.

He did it a bit too well and fell asleep before I came home..... :shock: :rotfl:

I wet myself laughing and everyone sang the song from the advert "I love you baby..." for weeks

Ruined a perfectly good set of lingerie as well...
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: at that space hopper! That is sooo funny. I've got a few outfits and vibrators but I can't see whats sexy about bouncing round the bedroom on a spacehopper!
My other half had a mail order catalogue a while back that had a selection of gimp masks in, we were both crying with laughter...some of the stuff is hilareous.
I would be tempted to have a go at the other half with a strap on so he knows what its like up the poop shoot, but I don't think he'd be up for it somehow :rotfl:
 
muppetmummy said:
I would be tempted to have a go at the other half with a strap on so he knows what its like up the poop shoot, but I don't think he'd be up for it somehow :rotfl:

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this thread made me laugh so much my tummy hurt
Katrina
 

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