Sami is mental thread

[ToriElla]

them?? how many are you required to wear to mop up the liquid effectively?

 

[lauramumof2]

A SLACK F***Y

 

3 with an arse as big as yours

 

[violet-glow]

ive got enough problems trying to hold in my pee in when i sneeze lol maybe i should give them a go lol

 

[ToriElla]

thanks for that lauramum. no doubts now

 

I should of guessed! What a muppet!

And for the record I am not that slack!

 

[lauramumof2]

Its hard to say how many. Ive been changing jess and thought why dont i just buy some pampers in the biggest size.

 

[ToriElla]

lol haha make that 6 sami i've got a stool for each cheek hahahaha oh i love double meanings

 

[lauramumof2]

Sorry for being so crass

 

sicko!

 

[ToriElla]

hahahahahahaha that pampers thing made me laugh.

do you take it in turns to change each others nappies? does your hubby come in and you are both wearing just nappies on your playmat?

i had a suck of eva's dummy before i sterolised it once - i can see why they get addicted to them! its was nice!

 

[lauramumof2]

When I discussed the options of naturally having a 10lb baby oh muttered something about throwing a sausage up a close. Now surely thats him slagging himself off.

 

[violet-glow]

hahahahahahaha that pampers thing made me laugh.

do you take it in turns to change each others nappies? does your hubby come in and you are both wearing just nappies on your playmat?

i had a suck of eva's dummy before i sterolised it once - i can see why they get addicted to them! its was nice!

lol you nutter! Did she see you do it?

 

[ToriElla]

a close?? like brookside close?

 

what are you dipping hers in love! or was it just eva sick???

I borrow damien's

 

[lauramumof2]

No, I change jess, myself and the cat. My mums cat is 20. If ever there was a need for incontinent knickers for cats, thats it!

 

[ToriElla]

i fancy getting a dummy right now. takes me back to a simpler time

some people put nappies on dogs when they are on their period. they just cut a hole where the tail goes.

 

When I discussed the options of naturally having a 10lb baby oh muttered something about throwing a sausage up a close. Now surely thats him slagging himself off.

Your OH a noodle then , no wonder you were on about a bigger on on page one (only joking!!) I swear if Damien was full term I would of ended up with a bucket 10lb they reckoned

 

[lauramumof2]

Ewwww, dont talk about sick.

No, forget about the close thing, its just plain vulgar.

 

LOL you are simple Vic