Sami is mental thread

She went to bed, lightweight!

What the fook is sex wee!

 

Go ahead and be crude violet! Fanny farts are so funny though. Got to admit I have done them a few more times since I had Damien - must eb well slack

 

[ToriElla]

hahahah baggy

you could swing a cat

 

[violet-glow]

Its probably because my OH takes the pee out of me when I do one

 

[ToriElla]

why did you make me sound crude violetglow?

i need a sportsbra for my butt. when i run it boonces up and doon. do they make buttbras? they should!! or a supportive sports trouser

 

[lauramumof2]

Fanny farts are hilarious
Not that I do them you understand.

 

LOL Vic you biatch!

I think they are funny, dead embaressing but well funny!

 

[ToriElla]

wizards sleeve

 

[violet-glow]

lol! You could invent (dunno bout spelling) one!

A bumbag that turns into a butt support!

 

Yes they do have wonderbum pants!

whats a wizards sleeve?

 

[lauramumof2]

Im going to bed now and im going to fart the covers off. I think its well overdue.

 

[ToriElla]

hahaha thats some powerful wind!

you tell me sami hahaha

 

[violet-glow]

pmsl! Very nice

Be sure to have a quick sniff... everyone likes the smell of their own lol

 

[lauramumof2]

whats a wizards sleeve?

its a welly boot top, a clowns pocket.

(pissing myself laughing, wheres the tena when you you need one)

 

[ToriElla]

the tena? what does that do? mop up the pee?

 

[lauramumof2]

Its a towel for ladies with a delicate condition. Once you have tena ladies, like in the advert, you will looked very relaxed, wear white trousers and go cycling. And have this great smile that says ahhhhhhh.

 

[ToriElla]

haha do you need diahorrea tablets too? to keep the trots at bay?

 

[violet-glow]

lol until she realises she not wearing one

 

[lauramumof2]

Nope, no trots. Violet, did you forget to put them on again.

 

PMSL!!! I still don't know what a bloody wizards sleeve is, a welly boot top or a clowns pocket