Geordie&Bairn
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James is away tonight staying at a mates He's best man at his friends wedding in May and they need to plan the stag doo
so im bored i thought id amuse myself with remebering all the silly things ive done and to cheer me up a bit. had a bit of an up down day
well ive made myself laugh and now im smiling
this one
http://www.pregnancyforum.co.uk/forum/v ... sc&start=0
and this one
Cut and pasted this from another thread
Not as bad but i remember when i was working in South of France
i went out that night wearing my new white skirt it was made of thick material so i didnt see what was coming
hours into the night i was getting very peed of with the constent smurks points whispers that i was getting
i just could not understand why everyone was looking at me funny
untill someone FINALY told me.
i was wearing black knickers and thay had been showing up through the white skirt light a beacon on a hill
For HOURS everyone was looking at my knickers everytime i got up off my seat
AND NO ONE TOLD ME
When i was younger on my birthday my Mam had bought me a red dress i loved it so much i put it on right there and then
Then went out to play with my mates
the School field is across the road to my house my mates wanted to go into the school field
We usually crawled though agap in the corner of the fence.
but some one had sealed it in.
So i thought id climb over the fence
I get Up and over then find i cant get down
Because i am attatched to the fence by my dress
I was literly swinging in the wind with my knickers showing to every car driving past AND MY FREINDS
I was compleatly stuck legs miles of the ground dress stuck on the top of fence
My mates rolling around in Hysterics as one of my Sister's ran in to tell my Mam (laughing of course)
My Mam took one look at me and almost keeled over p*ssing her self (thanks Mam )
When she finaly calmed down enough to help me down
I WAS NOT AMUSED
I can laugh about it now
so im bored i thought id amuse myself with remebering all the silly things ive done and to cheer me up a bit. had a bit of an up down day
well ive made myself laugh and now im smiling
this one
http://www.pregnancyforum.co.uk/forum/v ... sc&start=0
and this one
Cut and pasted this from another thread
Not as bad but i remember when i was working in South of France
i went out that night wearing my new white skirt it was made of thick material so i didnt see what was coming
hours into the night i was getting very peed of with the constent smurks points whispers that i was getting
i just could not understand why everyone was looking at me funny
untill someone FINALY told me.
i was wearing black knickers and thay had been showing up through the white skirt light a beacon on a hill
For HOURS everyone was looking at my knickers everytime i got up off my seat
AND NO ONE TOLD ME
When i was younger on my birthday my Mam had bought me a red dress i loved it so much i put it on right there and then
Then went out to play with my mates
the School field is across the road to my house my mates wanted to go into the school field
We usually crawled though agap in the corner of the fence.
but some one had sealed it in.
So i thought id climb over the fence
I get Up and over then find i cant get down
Because i am attatched to the fence by my dress
I was literly swinging in the wind with my knickers showing to every car driving past AND MY FREINDS
I was compleatly stuck legs miles of the ground dress stuck on the top of fence
My mates rolling around in Hysterics as one of my Sister's ran in to tell my Mam (laughing of course)
My Mam took one look at me and almost keeled over p*ssing her self (thanks Mam )
When she finaly calmed down enough to help me down
I WAS NOT AMUSED
I can laugh about it now
